justme
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Post by justme on Feb 8, 2019 13:24:49 GMT -5
So can we just talk about the dangling chained hand? I mean, I'm no blushing ingénue but....well....I don't get it. I assumed it was similar to those wooden figurines ... hand goes here.
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MJ2.0
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Post by MJ2.0 on Feb 8, 2019 14:05:52 GMT -5
The house is gorgeous! But bruh... take your nasty-ass (literally) sex jungle gym out of there when you move out! No amount of bleach is going to make me want to use USED sex equipment!
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Cookies Galore
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Post by Cookies Galore on Feb 8, 2019 14:12:12 GMT -5
The house is gorgeous! But bruh... take your nasty-ass (literally) sex jungle gym out of there when you move out! No amount of bleach is going to make me want to use USED sex equipment! Do you know how much sex equipment costs?!?!? I mean, I'm assuming it's expensive. Asking for a friend.
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Cookies Galore
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Post by Cookies Galore on Feb 8, 2019 14:13:28 GMT -5
I kind of want to drive by this weekend.
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GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Feb 8, 2019 14:14:46 GMT -5
I kind of want to drive by this weekend. Go to an Open House and have at it. I mean, you want to test drive it before you buy it, right?
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MJ2.0
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Post by MJ2.0 on Feb 8, 2019 14:27:42 GMT -5
The house is gorgeous! But bruh... take your nasty-ass (literally) sex jungle gym out of there when you move out! No amount of bleach is going to make me want to use USED sex equipment! Do you know how much sex equipment costs?!?!? I mean, I'm assuming it's expensive. Asking for a friend. it did look like it was custom made and with high quality materials. But if that's the case, surely the owners would want to take it with them?
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Feb 8, 2019 14:31:40 GMT -5
The house is gorgeous! But bruh... take your nasty-ass (literally) sex jungle gym out of there when you move out! No amount of bleach is going to make me want to use USED sex equipment! Do you know how much sex equipment costs?!?!? I mean, I'm assuming it's expensive. Asking for a friend. LOL. This cracked me up. And then I imagined the honey reading it and I can 100% tell you without a single doubt that his response would be "hey, I can make my equipment available cheap".
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MJ2.0
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Post by MJ2.0 on Feb 8, 2019 14:35:14 GMT -5
LMAO, my brain is merging this thread with the Gaming Spouses Support thread.... I mean talk about an expensive hobby...
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MJ2.0
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Post by MJ2.0 on Feb 8, 2019 14:36:20 GMT -5
Do you know how much sex equipment costs?!?!? I mean, I'm assuming it's expensive. Asking for a friend. LOL. This cracked me up. And then I imagined the honey reading it and I can 100% tell you without a single doubt that his response would be "hey, I can make my equipment available cheap". they're all available cheap, aren't they?
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Feb 8, 2019 14:43:47 GMT -5
The house is gorgeous! But bruh... take your nasty-ass (literally) sex jungle gym out of there when you move out! No amount of bleach is going to make me want to use USED sex equipment! Do you know how much sex equipment costs?!?!? I mean, I'm assuming it's expensive. Asking for a friend. I've priced a sex swing. It was about $260. I'm sure it wasn't as high quality. I did it for a friend.
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Feb 8, 2019 14:47:32 GMT -5
LOL. This cracked me up. And then I imagined the honey reading it and I can 100% tell you without a single doubt that his response would be "hey, I can make my equipment available cheap". they're all available cheap, aren't they? Free even! But I'd make him charge something.
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TheOtherMe
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Post by TheOtherMe on Feb 8, 2019 18:30:45 GMT -5
Listing has been removed.
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Lizard Queen
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Post by Lizard Queen on Feb 8, 2019 19:02:59 GMT -5
Listing has been removed. Yeah, I missed it too. Bummer. There's just the one or 2 pics on the real estate listing. I really know know nothing about that stuff, so it would be interesting to learn about it. What's with the chain thing?
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Pants
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Post by Pants on Feb 8, 2019 19:07:57 GMT -5
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Lizard Queen
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Post by Lizard Queen on Feb 8, 2019 19:21:13 GMT -5
and then they close with a question about the island vanity...like WTF?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2019 19:29:04 GMT -5
I'm not sure why the neighbors are so upset. That stuff has been in the house all along but they dont want that in their neighborhood? It's been there lol. Its inside, not in the front yard where everybody can see it in use. I can think of worse neighbors to have than ones that have a sex dungeon in their home that's used by consenting adults.
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TheOtherMe
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Post by TheOtherMe on Feb 8, 2019 20:01:18 GMT -5
Since the neighbors had no idea what was in the basement, sounds like they had a quiet neighbor. They could have much worse when it comes to neighbors.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Feb 9, 2019 13:05:55 GMT -5
One of the comments I've seen on Facebook - it's more like a sex solarium than sex dungeon. LOL. Right? You're in the middle of tea and crustless cucumber sandwiches and next thing you know you're chained to an X getting your tush beat with a riding crop and trying to remember if the safeword is kumquat or pumpernickel. Iced tea on the monitor!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2019 19:29:48 GMT -5
This even made my local news channel
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