Real Estate for Adults Only

[finnime]

This gave me a jolt:


Real estate listing

And it all seemed so normal. Is it normal? How old am I, really?

[giramomma]

Each to their own in the bedroom.

But, it's sort of weird for an agent to say "Oh, make sure you take down all the pictures...but the BDSM stuff...Totally leave it up. What a selling point!"

[swamp]

[Cookies Galore]

I KNEW what listing you were going to post! This house is not too far from me. It's a lovely area. I'm more skeeved that it's on Airbnb than the sex dungeon itself.

[hoops902]

How else do you advertise a house with a sex dungeon that you don't intend to take down for showings because you use it too much?

[Cookies Galore]

Feb 8, 2019 12:19:32 GMT -5 giramomma said:

Each to their own in the bedroom.

But, it's sort of weird for an agent to say "Oh, make sure you take down all the pictures...but the BDSM stuff...Totally leave it up. What a selling point!"

The house is being sold furnished. 😂

[finnime]

I can't imagine being the real estate agent for this one. Of course, without the 'extras' the income potential would probably be limited.

[Chocolate Lover]

  I like how those photos are not only included all casually, they repeat at the end. AND, it's an Air B&B. Ewwww.... I don't think they could clean that stuff well enough for me to trust it. 

[TheOtherMe]

[giramomma]

Feb 8, 2019 12:21:44 GMT -5 hoops902 said:

How else do you advertise a house with a sex dungeon that you don't intend to take down for showings because you use it too much?

The house is being rented out as an AirBNB.

I dunno. Would you want to buy a house where a major purpose was to have sex parties? I can handle people dying in a house. But sex parties would make me wrinkle my nose a little bit.

[hoops902]

Feb 8, 2019 12:28:35 GMT -5 giramomma said:

Feb 8, 2019 12:21:44 GMT -5 hoops902 said:

How else do you advertise a house with a sex dungeon that you don't intend to take down for showings because you use it too much?

The house is being rented out as an AirBNB.

I dunno. Would you want to buy a house where a major purpose was to have sex parties? I can handle people dying in a house. But sex parties would make me wrinkle my nose a little bit.

Sure, and if I can make $2000/night renting it out...ABSOLUTELY!

[finnime]

hoops902, the quintessential YM-er.

[imawino]

I'm way more skeeved out by all the hide and fur rugs than by the sex paraphernalia. I do love that some of the "equipment" seems to have little action figure/statue thingies that appear to show how you're supposed to use it?  I don't know, they're small and it's tough to see. But they are cracking me up!  It's a nice house overall.  And the sex dungeon seems very bright and white and clean to the point of weird non-sexy sterility - except for those creepy rugs! blergh.

[Iggy aka IG]

[imawino]

Feb 8, 2019 12:28:35 GMT -5 giramomma said:

Feb 8, 2019 12:21:44 GMT -5 hoops902 said:

How else do you advertise a house with a sex dungeon that you don't intend to take down for showings because you use it too much?

The house is being rented out as an AirBNB.

I dunno. Would you want to buy a house where a major purpose was to have sex parties? I can handle people dying in a house. But sex parties would make me wrinkle my nose a little bit.

meh.  The people who owned our house before us had 4 kids. It may not have been a party, but they got it on at least a few times.

[GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl]

Now that it's all out on the internet, it's going to be tough for the kids to have friends over for playdates, now.

Or, not.  

[Cookies Galore]

Feb 8, 2019 12:37:08 GMT -5 imawino said:

I'm way more skeeved out by all the hide and fur rugs than by the sex paraphernalia. I do love that some of the "equipment" seems to have little action figure/statue thingies that appear to show how you're supposed to use it?  I don't know, they're small and it's tough to see. But they are cracking me up!  It's a nice house overall.  And the sex dungeon seems very bright and white and clean to the point of weird non-sexy sterility - except for those creepy rugs! blergh.

One of the comments I've seen on Facebook - it's more like a sex solarium than sex dungeon.

[imawino]

Feb 8, 2019 12:43:16 GMT -5 Cookies Galore said:

Feb 8, 2019 12:37:08 GMT -5 imawino said:

I'm way more skeeved out by all the hide and fur rugs than by the sex paraphernalia. I do love that some of the "equipment" seems to have little action figure/statue thingies that appear to show how you're supposed to use it?  I don't know, they're small and it's tough to see. But they are cracking me up!  It's a nice house overall.  And the sex dungeon seems very bright and white and clean to the point of weird non-sexy sterility - except for those creepy rugs! blergh.

One of the comments I've seen on Facebook - it's more like a sex solarium than sex dungeon.

LOL. Right? You're in the middle of tea and crustless cucumber sandwiches and next thing you know you're chained to an X getting your tush beat with a riding crop and trying to remember if the safeword is kumquat or pumpernickel. 

[swamp]

Feb 8, 2019 12:37:08 GMT -5 imawino said:

I'm way more skeeved out by all the hide and fur rugs than by the sex paraphernalia. I do love that some of the "equipment" seems to have little action figure/statue thingies that appear to show how you're supposed to use it?  I don't know, they're small and it's tough to see. But they are cracking me up!  It's a nice house overall.  And the sex dungeon seems very bright and white and clean to the point of weird non-sexy sterility - except for those creepy rugs! blergh.

It's like when you go to the gym and the exercise equipment has those little pictures showing you how to use them.    It's very thoughtful.  We don't want anyone getting hurt in the dungeon.  It's very awkward to explain to the insurance company. 

[Chocolate Lover]

Feb 8, 2019 12:46:34 GMT -5 imawino said:

Feb 8, 2019 12:43:16 GMT -5 Cookies Galore said:

One of the comments I've seen on Facebook - it's more like a sex solarium than sex dungeon.

LOL. Right? You're in the middle of tea and crustless cucumber sandwiches and next thing you know you're chained to an X getting your tush beat with a riding crop and trying to remember if the safeword is kumquat or pumpernickel. 

[swamp]

Feb 8, 2019 12:46:34 GMT -5 imawino said:

Feb 8, 2019 12:43:16 GMT -5 Cookies Galore said:

One of the comments I've seen on Facebook - it's more like a sex solarium than sex dungeon.

LOL. Right? You're in the middle of tea and crustless cucumber sandwiches and next thing you know you're chained to an X getting your tush beat with a riding crop and trying to remember if the safeword is kumquat or pumpernickel. 

It's sauerkraut this week.  Do try to keep up. 

[Iggy aka IG]

Can you imagine being the cleaning crew? 

[justme]

With all that wood stuff -- someone might be getting a damn good deal if they use it! 

I was looking into replacing my coffee table and getting a real wood one is outrageous...that stuff is prob $$$.

[Deleted]

Well, my coworker is about to make an offer, so if you all want it you'd better act fast. 

[Pants]

Feb 8, 2019 13:00:05 GMT -5 minnesotapaintlady said:

Well, my coworker is about to make an offer, so if you all want it you'd better act fast. 

1) EW. 
2) EWWWWWWWW.

[Cookies Galore]

The listing was updated/sterilized on some real estate sites, but here's the Airbnb if anyone is interested!
www.airbnb.com/rooms/30475933?guests=1&adults=1

[dannylion]

Feb 8, 2019 12:37:08 GMT -5 imawino said:

I'm way more skeeved out by all the hide and fur rugs than by the sex paraphernalia. I do love that some of the "equipment" seems to have little action figure/statue thingies that appear to show how you're supposed to use it?  I don't know, they're small and it's tough to see. But they are cracking me up!  It's a nice house overall.  And the sex dungeon seems very bright and white and clean to the point of weird non-sexy sterility - except for those creepy rugs! blergh.

I had the same reaction to the dead-animal-pelt-intensive décor.  Very creepy.  

The sex dungeon really did look unexpectedly bright and hygienic, didn't it?  Though the furniture in the dungeon actually look like it was intended for a darker environment.  

[gs11rmb]

Feb 8, 2019 13:05:09 GMT -5 Cookies Galore said:

The listing was updated/sterilized on some real estate sites, but here's the Airbnb if anyone is interested!
www.airbnb.com/rooms/30475933?guests=1&adults=1

I like that they clarified the home was "not suitable for children or infants" 

[ken a.k.a OMK]

Wasn't all that exercise equipment? 

[imawino]

Feb 8, 2019 13:05:09 GMT -5 Cookies Galore said:

The listing was updated/sterilized on some real estate sites, but here's the Airbnb if anyone is interested!
www.airbnb.com/rooms/30475933?guests=1&adults=1

So can we just talk about the dangling chained hand?   I mean, I'm no blushing ingénue but....well....I don't get it.