Being a girl and getting older...

[Befferz]

Apr 3, 2011 20:30:39 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

Come here and give me a kiss kick. I know you want to

Fixed!

[TD2K]

Drop a bar of soap Beff, I have a feeling MU will go for it and then you can go for a field goal

[Befferz]

I'm just worried he might enjoy it too much.

[Befferz]

How would you know? I haven't given you anything other than a hard time--and NOT in a good way.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Why they never stay the night at MU's:

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

I'll have to get back to you on that - in about 25 yrs.

[Deleted]

I can tell you what it's like to get old, MU. What happens is that you don't recognize friends you haven't seen in years because they aged so much. Never mind they don't recognize you, either.

You wonder how on earth your kids can be turning 30, 40, 50, because you're not old enough to have kids that old. And your kids have kids on Monday, but seems like on Tuesday those g'kids are off to the prom, then off to college the day after that.

While you're getting older you have less and less use for mirrors except to comb your hair. You're convinced that clothing manufacturers have started making pants much longer until you have occasion to visit a doctor and they insist that they need to know how tall you are. Is it really possible to be two inches shorter than you thought you were?

You don't recognize any of the celebrities whose pictures grace the magazine covers in the checkout line and don't have a clue who those people are when mentioned in the news. You feel sorry for Robert Redford because he hasn't aged well.

You realize that when "the elderly" are mentioned on TV or in print, they're talking about you! And wonder why on earth AARP considers people "seniors" at age 50.

And the older you are, the farther away old age gets.

[privateinvestor]

Re: Being a girl and getting older...


As a former fitness instructor; USMC, 24 Fitness, and Gold's Gym let me just say if you are a girl and getting older then become a fitness fanatic. Why you might ask? Well glad to answer that question because diet, exercise, and spirituality will not only make you look better but feel better both physically and mentally..With the right diet and exercise program designed specifically for you; it could add years to your life and improve the quality of your life as you add years and not pounds.

Your diets should include lots of green fruit and vegetables with three servings of fish each week because of the benefits of omega fish oil in your diet..and your excerise program should include both cardio and weight training...and lifting weights will not make ladies look like a Muscle Head..

[Bluerobin]

What's a 40 yo have between her boobs that a 20 yo doesn't?








Wait for it.................






I apologize for sounding like MU.............wait............





Her Navel!

[privateinvestor]

Older women hate the phrase "Elderly Woman"......and you take that one to the bank..

[Deleted]

Apr 4, 2011 7:49:44 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

This is for MissTequila:

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea.

YAY! I'm still a "younger woman" apparently!

[Deleted]

It's got a good beat and you can dance to it!!

[Miss Tequila]

Apr 4, 2011 7:49:44 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

This is for MissTequila:

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea.

Make that 12 margaritas and that means I'm still young...YAY me

[Taxman10]

Apr 4, 2011 15:27:55 GMT -5 Miss Tequila said:

Apr 4, 2011 7:49:44 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

This is for MissTequila:

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea.

Make that 12 margaritas and that means I'm still young...YAY me

YAY right -- make it 1/2 a glass of wine, and your shirt comes off :-)

[Peace Of Mind]

Apr 3, 2011 20:23:33 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

Men are like fine wine. We get better as we age.

Go ahead, Beff,,,,,,,,, uncork the MuscleUp!!!!! See what you get if you be good.

You said it wrong, MU. It's "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with. "

And we all know that does not apply here as your dates don't even stay through the first course.

;D

[privateinvestor]

Apr 4, 2011 15:34:28 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Apr 3, 2011 20:23:33 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

Men are like fine wine. We get better as we age.

Go ahead, Beff,,,,,,,,, uncork the MuscleUp!!!!! See what you get if you be good.

You said it wrong, MU. It's "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with. "


;D

How about you can NOT live with us and cannot NOT live without unless you get a huge divorce settlement

[Chocolate Lover]

MM

[Peace Of Mind]

Apr 4, 2011 15:41:42 GMT -5 @missmargarita said:

Apr 4, 2011 15:36:24 GMT -5 @privateinvestor said:

How about you can NOT live with us and cannot NOT live without unless you get a huge divorce settlement

Or a huge life insurance policy and inconclusive evidence...

LOL!! I have that in my marriage contract.

[Chocolate Lover]

<<CL runs to call Iggy, she needs a policy update>>

[Peace Of Mind]

Apr 4, 2011 17:14:00 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

I'm most willing to put up with the trivial differences. I know how to handle conflict

Pulling the plug on a blow up doll does not qualify as "handling conflict".

[Miss Tequila]

Apr 4, 2011 15:30:39 GMT -5 Taxman10 said:

Apr 4, 2011 15:27:55 GMT -5 Miss Tequila said:

Make that 12 margaritas and that means I'm still young...YAY me

YAY right -- make it 1/2 a glass of wine, and your shirt comes off :-)

LMAO! It's only funny cuz it's true...but that doesn't mean I"m a lightweight...I'm just easy

[Deleted]

Mudsie your ass is showing.

[DebMD (banned)]

And what happens after a whole bottle of wine?

[Peace Of Mind]

Apr 4, 2011 17:48:34 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

Another condition is Female Alcohol abuse. I've noticed this in EE for a long time now. I don't want to say that women are trying to be more like men when they over indulge but the Women's Temperance League was,,,,,,all women.

Women age differently then men. I feel sorry for the women especially all of the goofy ones that are in EE.

LMAO!! That is so funny because it's true! We stay younger so much longer because we're so goofy. ;D

[Peace Of Mind]

Damn! Where is TD's mirror when I need it?

[DebMD (banned)]

Hint: sit on your hands.

[Artemis Windsong]

POM wins with the blow up doll comment .

Back OT. Get a wig and permanent make up. Glue on nails or go natural. Facial fuzz hides the wrinkles (or is that lines?).

I need some of that veneer stuff they put on the TV people before they do make up.

I'm retired so I just do mascara and seldom full makeup. Too bad viewing folks, I go with no makeup, alot. I decide if doing the makeup is worth it as in am I brightening my face for a one hour event, or I will have it on long enough to make a difference.