Jake 48
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keeping the faith
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Post by Jake 48 on Mar 30, 2011 19:09:56 GMT -5
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. karma POM
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Post by lulubean on Mar 30, 2011 19:12:27 GMT -5
Don't go looking for what you don't want to find.
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Post by lulubean on Mar 30, 2011 19:13:36 GMT -5
My dad always told us girls (jokingly) "If you aren't in bed by midnite, come home" hehehe
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Peace Of Mind
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[font color="#8f2520"]~ Drinks Well With Others ~[/font]
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Mar 30, 2011 19:13:59 GMT -5
hey..its like the German word "gemuetlichkeit" you cant give it a simple one or two word translation. However as pertains to certain tyrants, yours is not a bad translation Peace of Mind..yeah..stinky dumb mutant... LOL!! Thanks for appreciating my translation. Karma for being a good sport! Thank you Kent and Jake!!
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flopsy
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Post by flopsy on Mar 30, 2011 19:14:46 GMT -5
'socialism is great until you run out of other people's money' margaret thatcher
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Jake 48
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keeping the faith
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Post by Jake 48 on Mar 30, 2011 19:14:52 GMT -5
the older I got, the smarter my father got and It ain't who, its when
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Post by lulubean on Mar 30, 2011 19:15:29 GMT -5
Karma for flospy for that one. One of my faves.
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Virgil Showlion
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[b]leones potest resistere[/b]
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Mar 30, 2011 19:31:04 GMT -5
" You can always count on Americans to do the right thing--after they've tried everything else." - Winston Churchill " I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." - Emo Phillips, Neuropsychology: Clinical and Experimental Foundations
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DebMD (banned)
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"Banned," they say. "Don't worry," they say. But beneath their words lurks a dark, terrible secret.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Mar 31, 2011 9:29:55 GMT -5
I think therefore I am.
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Waffle
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Post by Waffle on Mar 31, 2011 9:43:14 GMT -5
"There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't help other women." - Madeleine Albright
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Waffle
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Post by Waffle on Mar 31, 2011 9:45:31 GMT -5
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Mar 31, 2011 10:51:06 GMT -5
Absence makes the heart grow fonder...but in excess makes it wander.
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Post by jarhead1976 on Mar 31, 2011 14:15:36 GMT -5
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.... Marines don't have that problem "..... Ronald Reagan
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spydah
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Post by spydah on Mar 31, 2011 19:16:50 GMT -5
1.) If a mute person burps, does it make a sound? 2.) If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it? 3.) If you choke a smurf, what color will it turn? 4.) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 5.) Why do we sterilize needles for lethal injection? 6.) Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box? 7.) Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle? 8.) Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it's beef or from a pig it's pork? 9.) Why do they always serve deviled eggs at church luncheons? 10.) In the movie Peter Pan... What was Captain Hook’s name before the crocodile bit his hand off? Captain Hand? 11.) Does a bee know it’s going to die when it stings you? If so, is its final thoughts “this will hurt me more than it will hurt you”? 12.) Can a teacher give homeless students homework? 13.) How come I’ve never seen a baby Pigeon? 14.) If swimming is such good exercise why are whales fat? 15.) Who put the “keep off the grass” sign on the grass? 16.) Can you still say “Put it where the sun don’t shine” on a nude beach?
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kent
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Post by kent on Apr 4, 2011 12:06:08 GMT -5
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret-
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 4, 2011 12:08:16 GMT -5
Life is but a whisper of fading smoke.
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kent
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Post by kent on Apr 4, 2011 12:08:33 GMT -5
A good mother lets the kids lick the beaters when she's making a cake. A GREAT mother turns off the beater first.
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kent
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Post by kent on Apr 4, 2011 12:10:06 GMT -5
Trust, like virtue, once lost is never regained
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kent
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Post by kent on Apr 4, 2011 12:15:37 GMT -5
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
-Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.-
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Post by wyouser on Apr 4, 2011 15:43:56 GMT -5
Do you recall the exchanges between Winston Churchill and a noble woman whose name I canot recall. She addressed him across the floor in Parliament saying "Sir if I were your wife, I should poison your tea." To which Winston responed "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it
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Peace Of Mind
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Apr 4, 2011 15:51:47 GMT -5
LOL, wyouser!! I remember that and it cracks me up every time I hear it. I wish I was that clever with comebacks.
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michelyn8
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Post by michelyn8 on Apr 4, 2011 16:08:01 GMT -5
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles. - Charlie Chaplin
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Post by michelyn8 on Apr 4, 2011 16:09:30 GMT -5
Do not fear death, but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live. - fr. Tuck Everlasting
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Post by michelyn8 on Apr 4, 2011 16:10:20 GMT -5
Michelyn: ;D If nothing else, Criminal Minds is good for learning some pretty good quotes.
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Post by michelyn8 on Apr 4, 2011 16:14:50 GMT -5
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. - Eric Schmidt
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