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Post by pig on Mar 30, 2011 11:10:14 GMT -5
What's your most embarassing urination?
Once I was taking a small connecting flight must of been an hour and a half flight but it was late so I got hammered in the airport bar.
The plane was a very small one with no bathroom in it was like a twenty/thirty passenger plane which was about half full.
I aprised the stewardess that I HAD to go to the bathroom and she kept saying, we'll be landing in a minute. Well she kept saying that for about 40 minutes so finally told her it was a NOW thing.
She looked mortified and gave me a doggie bag. So I pissed for what seemed like an hour into this barf bag. As I look around I see a few poeple staring at me. I just smiled, what else you gonna do?
It was a fairly bumpy ride and the front of my pants were all wet. Held my jacked in front of me but everyone knew what happened lol.
Don't they train stewardesses for this type of thing?!?
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Mar 30, 2011 11:12:01 GMT -5
When you disembarked, you should have just said the stewardess spilled a drink on you.  |
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Post by pig on Mar 30, 2011 11:12:37 GMT -5
No, I think everyone knew because they were all whispering. Could have been about how good I looked but I dunno  |
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Post by 973beachbum on Mar 30, 2011 11:19:58 GMT -5
Note to self: Next time I fly on a puddle jumper wear depends.  |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Mar 30, 2011 11:23:51 GMT -5
I was at the clinic waiting for my pre-natal appointment and they were WAAY behind. I have a hard time going in the cup so I need to drink LOTS of water so I am pretty much forced to go. 20 minutes after my appointment time had passed I had to go, NOW. I practically hopped cross legged to the desk and informed them I need a cup and I have to go NOW! They hastily got the nurse who got me a cup and let me into the bathroom. Another 20 minutes later I finally got into the office.  Then there is the time I had to pee in the cup and used gloves because I had a tendency to pee on myself. For some dumb reason I proceeded to reach up and scratch my forehead. Totally defeated the purpose of wearing gloves.  |
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Post by pig on Mar 30, 2011 11:25:34 GMT -5
"I had a tendency to pee on myself." I know of what you speak. |
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Post by 973beachbum on Mar 30, 2011 11:45:59 GMT -5
"I had a tendency to pee on myself." I know of what you speak. I think she means when she has to pee in a cup she pees on her hand holding the cup. Women sit remember?  |
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Post by pig on Mar 30, 2011 11:47:48 GMT -5
Oh I'm sorry I thought she meant that she gets urine all over herself and smears it all over her body. I'm sorry.  |
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Post by 973beachbum on Mar 30, 2011 11:51:39 GMT -5
Oh I'm sorry I thought she meant that she gets urine all over herself and smears it all over her body. I'm sorry. And you wonder why the wife won't let you own a deep fryer.  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2011 11:51:54 GMT -5
That's quite a beauty regimen you've got going there, doc.  |
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Post by pig on Mar 30, 2011 11:52:33 GMT -5
What? I thought everyone did that.  |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Mar 30, 2011 11:53:24 GMT -5
Oh I'm sorry I thought she meant that she gets urine all over herself and smears it all over her bodyNot something I am into pig, sorry to disappoint you.
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Post by pig on Mar 30, 2011 11:55:08 GMT -5
DQ what do you do with your ear wax? Let's find something in common!  |
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Mar 30, 2011 11:58:52 GMT -5
You've started threads today about Peeing and beer - those two things are usually synonymous with each other.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2011 12:00:02 GMT -5
He can't stop thinking about me. *sigh*
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Mar 30, 2011 12:00:03 GMT -5
DQ what do you do with your ear wax? Let's find something in common! I'd rather not because I want to pay for DD's college, not the therapy I would need after finding out we have something in common.
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Post by pig on Mar 30, 2011 12:04:42 GMT -5
Come now I'm not THAT bad. |
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Mar 30, 2011 12:10:49 GMT -5
You could always try wax sculpture or candlemaking.
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Post by Befferz on Mar 30, 2011 12:20:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2011 12:29:15 GMT -5
Oh I'm sorry I thought she meant that she gets urine all over herself and smears it all over her body. I'm sorry. cue taxman in 3....2..... |
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Post by Miss Tequila on Mar 30, 2011 18:09:56 GMT -5
Doc, I am literally LOL at your story...
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Post by TD2K on Mar 30, 2011 20:25:30 GMT -5
Don't they train stewardesses for this type of thing?!?
Didn't you say she handed you a bag?
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Post by TD2K on Mar 30, 2011 20:26:19 GMT -5
Next time I fly on a puddle jumper wear depends.
Quite literally in this case.
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Post by pig on Mar 31, 2011 9:43:52 GMT -5
Despite how easy it might seem TD, try urinating when drunk with strangers watching you on a small plane experiencing turbulence into a tiny barf bag while trying to get your pants far enough down with exposing yourself. That sterwardess should have offered to hold the bag at least! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2011 9:45:03 GMT -5
Or something else.  |
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Post by pig on Mar 31, 2011 9:51:08 GMT -5
Beer I must have looked like George after the pool. I was holding it in to the point of pain and the embarassment of it all. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2011 9:52:38 GMT -5
Riiiiight............because of the pain  |
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Post by pig on Mar 31, 2011 9:54:06 GMT -5
Yes Beer it was the difference of having the barf bag only one row ahead of me instead of two. |
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Mar 31, 2011 10:01:27 GMT -5
DQ - you could sell your off put as people drink it now. HCG or something like that   Not telling. |
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Post by pig on Mar 31, 2011 10:07:05 GMT -5
Hey Premarin comes from female horses in estrus, why not?
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