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Post by Tennesseer on Jan 20, 2019 10:22:51 GMT -5
And in case anyone is curious or thinks to try it, I had 300 balloons and I could have used more. it didn't fill it up as much as I was wanting. He also had a surprise when he went to pop balloons because some of them had confetti added in them. One of his friends helped by using a compressor to blow up the balloons for me that day & hiding them in a room off mom's garage. Kiddo & I rolled in around midnight, snuck in thru the yard & into the garage with some help from mom. I threw ducks in his floorboards, seats & tossed a couple into his trunk so months from now he'll have a "another fucking duck!" moment. Then I used 4 packs of birthday confetti on top of all the ducks. Then we started shoving in balloons. I used another 2 packs of birthday confetti on his hood & the roof of his car. Tied balloons to his windshield wipers and left 1 lone duck in the middle of his hood. A "calling card" of sorts.
Mom snuck the cake & his birthday card (filled with confetti) into the house for me. Kiddo and snuck back out thru the backyard, into the front yard, where we put up the flamingos. All of this was done in about 20 minutes, while he was in the house & awake. He was expecting the flamingos, so he was listening for us. The car was the surprise.
I got the ducks on Amazon. 100 ducks for $38. Balloons from Dollar Tree.
He didn't get angry? Your family must be a lot better natured about things like this, than mine! One year, I was going to put helium balloons in my son in law's car on his birthday. (No confetti and not 300!) When I asked DD2 about it, I was told NO WAY! He will get too mad. I think it's pretty funny. Good idea about the air compressor! I have one, but probably wouldn't have thought of it. This is obviously not your first time at the rodeo! Speaking of helium...
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 20, 2019 14:37:36 GMT -5
I just saw that State Farm commercial on TV! Hate the company, but I have to say the commercial was hilarious.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 27, 2019 17:16:57 GMT -5
I thought of steff and her crazy Aunt P when I read this, because of her taking off in the RV: MELBOURNE, Fla. (AP) — Officials say a Florida woman killed his boyfriend, dismembered his body in a camper trailer and drove it two hours away, covering up the crime for months.
Sumter County Sheriff's Office says deputies arrested 47-year-old Penny Rebecca Pospisil on Friday on charges of second-degree murder and mutilation of a dead body.
Authorities say 55-year-old Anthony Mitchell died of blunt force trauma in August after he started living with Pospisil in an RV village in Lake Panasoffkee, northwest of Orlando. Neighbors noticed a bad smell coming from the trailer.... I guess I have to wonder just what kind of person commits this crime and then lives with it. I assume she did it for some kind of disability check or pension payment the guy was getting. But having worked in law enforcement, I know that smell. I have no idea how anyone lives with it. He died in August. It's January. You have a body going bad in your RV. That vehicle likely did not have working A/C. Trust me when I tell you: short of burning down the place, nothing erases that odor. Ever.
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Post by chapeau on Jan 27, 2019 19:00:02 GMT -5
I thought of steff and her crazy Aunt P when I read this, because of her taking off in the RV: MELBOURNE, Fla. (AP) — Officials say a Florida woman killed his boyfriend, dismembered his body in a camper trailer and drove it two hours away, covering up the crime for months.
Sumter County Sheriff's Office says deputies arrested 47-year-old Penny Rebecca Pospisil on Friday on charges of second-degree murder and mutilation of a dead body.
Authorities say 55-year-old Anthony Mitchell died of blunt force trauma in August after he started living with Pospisil in an RV village in Lake Panasoffkee, northwest of Orlando. Neighbors noticed a bad smell coming from the trailer.... I guess I have to wonder just what kind of person commits this crime and then lives with it. I assume she did it for some kind of disability check or pension payment the guy was getting. But having worked in law enforcement, I know that smell. I have no idea how anyone lives with it. He died in August. It's January. You have a body going bad in your RV. That vehicle likely did not have working A/C. Trust me when I tell you: short of burning down the place, nothing erases that odor. Ever.
but why would you leave the body in the south? I'd be headed for Minnesota, Michigan, Maine somewhere cold (although it's not necessary that it start with "M"), as fast as my lead foot would carry me. You might be able to hide the crime for YEARS.
A cop I know used to keep Vicks in her car for when she had to deal with a, umm, ripe one. I think someone has invented something that basically counteracts that smell, but still allows responders to smell other stuff, like natural gas.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 27, 2019 22:57:29 GMT -5
I thought of steff and her crazy Aunt P when I read this, because of her taking off in the RV: MELBOURNE, Fla. (AP) — Officials say a Florida woman killed his boyfriend, dismembered his body in a camper trailer and drove it two hours away, covering up the crime for months.
Sumter County Sheriff's Office says deputies arrested 47-year-old Penny Rebecca Pospisil on Friday on charges of second-degree murder and mutilation of a dead body.
Authorities say 55-year-old Anthony Mitchell died of blunt force trauma in August after he started living with Pospisil in an RV village in Lake Panasoffkee, northwest of Orlando. Neighbors noticed a bad smell coming from the trailer.... I guess I have to wonder just what kind of person commits this crime and then lives with it. I assume she did it for some kind of disability check or pension payment the guy was getting. But having worked in law enforcement, I know that smell. I have no idea how anyone lives with it. He died in August. It's January. You have a body going bad in your RV. That vehicle likely did not have working A/C. Trust me when I tell you: short of burning down the place, nothing erases that odor. Ever.
but why would you leave the body in the south? I'd be headed for Minnesota, Michigan, Maine somewhere cold (although it's not necessary that it start with "M"), as fast as my lead foot would carry me. You might be able to hide the crime for YEARS.
A cop I know used to keep Vicks in her car for when she had to deal with a, umm, ripe one. I think someone has invented something that basically counteracts that smell, but still allows responders to smell other stuff, like natural gas.
Since she dismembered it, I'm surprised she didn't "sprinkle" a little everywhere she went, rather than leave it all in one place. Yes, it would certainly be more work, but still. I would be much more likely to take notice of a pile, than I would a single bit of a bone. If I saw 1 bone, I might think it was weird, but I probably would blow it off and forget about it. If I found a pile? I'm calling the cops, for sure! It seems like a single bone wouldn't smell as bad, either. But what do I know? Not a damn thing! The whole thing is gross. I'm glad they caught her.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 30, 2019 1:28:36 GMT -5
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN??When I watched the news tonight, (something I don't often do). I saw a story about chicken nuggets being recalled... TYSON chicken nuggets. Because they have RUBBER in them! (And you thought it was just fat, or chewy meat!) All natural? I think not! LINK
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Feb 3, 2019 20:30:52 GMT -5
PENSACOLA, Fla. (AP) — Police say a man drove through a Florida airport fence and onto an active runway.
In a Pensacola News-Journal report , police said 20-year-old Zane Alexander Carlson was arrested Wednesday at Pensacola International Airport on suspicion of trespassing and criminal mischief.
Police spokesman Mike Wood said Carlson drove through a fence, onto an active runway and then into a grassy area, where he did doughnuts in his car.
Police said Carlson then drove into an open hangar where he continued to drive in circles until officers arrived.
According to police, airport operations continued as normal.
Wood said police did not know what motivated Carlson to drive through the airport fence... Can't imagine what drove him to do it, either. One hit of helium too many? The car was named Christine? He thought the city needed something new and diverting after all that silly Hurricane Michael stuff? He was looking for the interstate entrance ramp and figured the airport was a decent shortcut?
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Post by toomuchreality on Feb 4, 2019 7:24:40 GMT -5
PENSACOLA, Fla. (AP) — Police say a man drove through a Florida airport fence and onto an active runway.
In a Pensacola News-Journal report , police said 20-year-old Zane Alexander Carlson was arrested Wednesday at Pensacola International Airport on suspicion of trespassing and criminal mischief.
Police spokesman Mike Wood said Carlson drove through a fence, onto an active runway and then into a grassy area, where he did doughnuts in his car.
Police said Carlson then drove into an open hangar where he continued to drive in circles until officers arrived.
According to police, airport operations continued as normal.
Wood said police did not know what motivated Carlson to drive through the airport fence... Can't imagine what drove him to do it, either. One hit of helium too many? The car was named Christine? He thought the city needed something new and diverting after all that silly Hurricane Michael stuff? He was looking for the interstate entrance ramp and figured the airport was a decent shortcut?
Maybe he was flying by the seat of his pants?!
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 28, 2019 0:47:22 GMT -5
Don't have your salsa delivered in Tennessee (and probably Florida too). And if you do order salsa, tip well. Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in salsa during deliveryIf the salsa tastes particularly tangy, do not ask what the secret ingredient is. Tennessee deliveryman Howard Webb, 31, is accused of placing his testicles into a salsa container that was then delivered to a customer in January. His dirty deed was caught on tape — and posted on Facebook. “‘This is what you get when you give an 89-cent tip for an almost 30-minute drive,’” is what Maryville Police Department investigator Rod Fernandez claimed Webb said in the video. Webb could face a prison term of three to 15 years and a fine of up to $10,000. Complete article here: Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in salsa during delivery
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Post by tractor on Feb 28, 2019 14:22:52 GMT -5
I’m not good at linking stories, but on the news feed this morning there was a story about a fight that broke out in Florida over someone cutting in line at the crab leg buffet.
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Post by dannylion on Feb 28, 2019 18:10:00 GMT -5
I often wonder if the people who post their exploits and other illegal behavior online, clearly identifying themselves, are surprised when they are fired, arrested, or otherwise find themselves facing the consequences of their actions. What do they expect to happen?
The thought doesn't last long, though, because then I remember that that sort of behavior is the product of a mind that does not think or strategize beyond the next 5 minutes.
People are stupid.
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 28, 2019 19:06:02 GMT -5
I’m not good at linking stories, but on the news feed this morning there was a story about a fight that broke out in Florida over someone cutting in line at the crab leg buffet. Happened in Alabama. But close enough to Florida. Two people arrested after fight over crab legs
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 3, 2019 15:24:00 GMT -5
OK, I understand how this guy feels. I mean, I want to go ballistic when the bowl isn't tidy, either. OK, maybe not this ballistic...
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. -- Police say an employee of the cleaning company hired to clean Palm Beach Outlets attacked another employee with a machete at the food court Saturday night.
According to West Palm Beach police, 43-year-old Luis Arias was upset with a coworker and complained about the victim not completing day shift cleaning tasks, leaving most of the work for night shift, which included himself. According to investigators, Arias lost his temper, retrieved a machete from his locker, and struck the victim several times with it.
The victim has been released from the hospital.
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 4, 2019 15:38:21 GMT -5
OK, I understand how this guy feels. I mean, I want to go ballistic when the bowl isn't tidy, either. OK, maybe not this ballistic...
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. -- Police say an employee of the cleaning company hired to clean Palm Beach Outlets attacked another employee with a machete at the food court Saturday night.
According to West Palm Beach police, 43-year-old Luis Arias was upset with a coworker and complained about the victim not completing day shift cleaning tasks, leaving most of the work for night shift, which included himself. According to investigators, Arias lost his temper, retrieved a machete from his locker, and struck the victim several times with it.
The victim has been released from the hospital.
I thought you meant the toilet bowl.
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 4, 2019 15:50:13 GMT -5
Police in Kansas share story of their ‘most ridiculous call of 2019 (so far)’
POSTED 3:50 PM, MARCH 1, 2019, BY TRIBUNE MEDIA WIRE So two officers get sent to a “road rage in progress” last night. Two unfortunate souls are dispatched to handle it. Keep in mind this is time they will never get back. Upon arrival, the first officer finds two cars in a parking lot, we’ll call the drivers Karen and Chad. The cars are facing each other in close proximity. So Karen wants out of the parking lot, Chad wants in. BOTH OF THEM ARE REFUSING TO GET OUT OF THE OTHER ONES WAY. Literally all they have to do is back up. Nay, all ONE OF THEM has to do is back up and the other one can go. By the time we arrive, the great parking lot standoff of 2019 has been going on at least 20 minutes. So Chad says “I got nowhere to go, I can just stay here all night.” But why, Chad? Why don’t you just move? Apparently because this is a principle issue, and because 2019. Ok, let’s try Karen. Maybe Karen can be reasonable. Karen, could you please just bck up so Chad can go? “Nope, I’m not moving. He can move. ”Karen claims she can’t back up because her vehicle is too large and she will literally crash it. Karen is driving a *mini*van. Mini is emphasized because the van is not particularly large, and if Karen can’t back it up, maybe Karen should refrain from driving. So a sergeant shows up to get more information on this “road rage in progress” call and as soon as he finds out what the issue is nopes out of there like the day old donuts just got set out at the gas station. Ok, listen Chad, this is really a massive waste of our time. Can you just move? “Nope, I didn’t call you guys, she did. I’ll sit here all night if I have to.”Karen, sooo how’s about you move your car now and we can move on with our night? “WHY WONT YOU JUST MAKE HIM MOVE UGH THE POLICE SUCK” First of all, KAREN, we don’t have the legal authority to make either one of you move, this is private property. Second of all, grow up. Third of all, we’re leaving. Have a good night. As far as we know, Chad and Karen are still sitting there. And so concludes the story of the most ridiculous call of 2019 (so far)
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Mar 4, 2019 15:53:29 GMT -5
His car, ducks in a row, and the candy cake I made him. The flamingos pics are too dark. steff has clearly been to see my kids' duck collection... I'm pretty sure we have the same ducks, just some color variations. And my kids win them on vacations.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 4, 2019 19:45:34 GMT -5
OK, I understand how this guy feels. I mean, I want to go ballistic when the bowl isn't tidy, either. OK, maybe not this ballistic...
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. -- Police say an employee of the cleaning company hired to clean Palm Beach Outlets attacked another employee with a machete at the food court Saturday night.
According to West Palm Beach police, 43-year-old Luis Arias was upset with a coworker and complained about the victim not completing day shift cleaning tasks, leaving most of the work for night shift, which included himself. According to investigators, Arias lost his temper, retrieved a machete from his locker, and struck the victim several times with it.
The victim has been released from the hospital.
I thought you meant the toilet bowl. I did. I hate an untidy bowl It just rattles my DNA to the point where only a machete on someone's head will fix things, yanno? FWIW, I know this shopping center, and after this, I may never be able to go back without a vision of a madman with a garden implement leaping out of the loo and screaming, "Wipe the seat, you pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 11, 2019 10:26:17 GMT -5
I thought you meant the toilet bowl.
I did. I hate an untidy bowl It just rattles my DNA to the point where only a machete on someone's head will fix things, yanno? FWIW, I know this shopping center, and after this, I may never be able to go back without a vision of a madman with a garden implement leaping out of the loo and screaming, "Wipe the seat, you pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Yuck! I can't deal with public restrooms. This is a big reason why. Ick.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 16, 2019 10:24:09 GMT -5
And while we're on the subject of what's happening in the loo.... FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Here's a friendly reminder to always check the toilet before using the bathroom in South Florida. You never know what could be lurking! A Fort Lauderdale resident found that out on Thursday, prompting them to call firefighters. The homeowner said they went to use the bathroom when they spotted a large iguana just hanging out in their toilet bowl. Crews with Engine 13 responded to the house and their "crews took the lizard outside and released him without harm!" It's unclear how the iguana made its way into the toilet, but this isn't the first time this has happened in Florida. OK, this thing was pretty big. Not one of those little bitty lizards. You park you butt on the bowl with critter down below, you're likely to stand up with less that you had when you sat down. How did it get in? Who knows? All I can tell you is, it's lids DOWN 24/7 in my house from now on.
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Post by dannylion on Mar 16, 2019 14:27:06 GMT -5
And while we're on the subject of what's happening in the loo.... FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Here's a friendly reminder to always check the toilet before using the bathroom in South Florida. You never know what could be lurking! A Fort Lauderdale resident found that out on Thursday, prompting them to call firefighters. The homeowner said they went to use the bathroom when they spotted a large iguana just hanging out in their toilet bowl. Crews with Engine 13 responded to the house and their "crews took the lizard outside and released him without harm!" It's unclear how the iguana made its way into the toilet, but this isn't the first time this has happened in Florida. OK, this thing was pretty big. Not one of those little bitty lizards. You park you butt on the bowl with critter down below, you're likely to stand up with less that you had when you sat down. How did it get in? Who knows? All I can tell you is, it's lids DOWN 24/7 in my house from now on.
The iguana was probably just as surprised as everyone else.
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 16, 2019 23:25:08 GMT -5
And while we're on the subject of what's happening in the loo.... FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Here's a friendly reminder to always check the toilet before using the bathroom in South Florida. You never know what could be lurking! A Fort Lauderdale resident found that out on Thursday, prompting them to call firefighters. The homeowner said they went to use the bathroom when they spotted a large iguana just hanging out in their toilet bowl. Crews with Engine 13 responded to the house and their "crews took the lizard outside and released him without harm!" It's unclear how the iguana made its way into the toilet, but this isn't the first time this has happened in Florida. OK, this thing was pretty big. Not one of those little bitty lizards. You park you butt on the bowl with critter down below, you're likely to stand up with less that you had when you sat down. How did it get in? Who knows? All I can tell you is, it's lids DOWN 24/7 in my house from now on.
Wont it be able to nudge its head under the lid and crawl in, if that's where it wants to "go"? I'm not familiar with them, so I don't know.
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 27, 2019 2:31:18 GMT -5
FLORIDA MAN STEALS $33,000 OF RARE COINS, REDEEMS AT COINSTAR FOR 30 DOLLARS Smart man!
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 27, 2019 3:00:21 GMT -5
[PINELLAS COUNTY] – A Florida Man denied any knowledge of the syringes found in his rectum during a jail strip search.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 30, 2019 12:36:41 GMT -5
[PINELLAS COUNTY] – A Florida Man denied any knowledge of the syringes found in his rectum during a jail strip search. Aw, c'mon. There's a million ways for those things to end up in that thang. PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla.-- A Florida woman was arrested after investigators said she left her five children inside her car so she could drink at a bar.
According to her arrest report, Kristie Johnson's husband got worried when he arrived home and his wife and five children were not there.
He called Johnson's cellphone, and his 5-year-old daughter answered and said they were at McDonald's. He later called again, but this time, the daughter told the father she had no idea where she was and that Johnson was nowhere to be found.
Eventually he found the car and the children ages 5, 3, 11 months and twins just 20-days-old. OK, to be honest, if I had five kids age five and under, I'd be drinking, too. But I would not park the kids outside Bubba's Bar and Woohoo Lounge and leave them in the car. Heck, at that age, they can figure out vehicle technology better than I can. And maybe even drive off. After all, the five-year-old answered the smart phone, right?
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 30, 2019 21:51:38 GMT -5
[PINELLAS COUNTY] – A Florida Man denied any knowledge of the syringes found in his rectum during a jail strip search. Sitting on pins and needles waiting the search to begin, eh?
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 30, 2019 23:59:06 GMT -5
Most of them without notifying the recipient, no doubt! -Gosh, maybe we should check!
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 31, 2019 0:00:18 GMT -5
[PINELLAS COUNTY] – A Florida Man denied any knowledge of the syringes found in his rectum during a jail strip search. Sitting on pins and needles waiting the search to begin, eh? SOOOOO bad! Well, maybe not for him!
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Post by toomuchreality on Mar 31, 2019 0:01:43 GMT -5
Most of them without notifying the recipient, no doubt! -Gosh, maybe we should check! No. Just needles. Get my point? bwahaha
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Post by toomuchreality on Apr 5, 2019 10:51:55 GMT -5
I don't even live near Florida...
OMG! The news just had a teaser about alcohol and strokes. I first thought of swimming strokes. Then I thought of stroking someone's ego. I couldn't imagine what alcohol had to do with either one! Bwahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
Duh!
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