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Post by tigerpause on Mar 2, 2017 16:54:03 GMT -5
What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
They’re both red except for the green one.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Mar 2, 2017 20:16:51 GMT -5
... or, they're both white on the inside.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Mar 3, 2017 13:34:41 GMT -5
More please!!
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 3, 2017 13:46:16 GMT -5
Why
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Mar 3, 2017 13:50:23 GMT -5
lol...that was so bad it was good.
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 3, 2017 13:52:32 GMT -5
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the doc
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 3, 2017 17:10:21 GMT -5
How come women don't like to date male nurses?
They don't like scrubs
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 3, 2017 21:15:01 GMT -5
What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
Virgin Mobile
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 4, 2017 8:04:38 GMT -5
Why did the pig leave the costume party?
Everybody thought he was a boar
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Post by NoNamePerson on Mar 4, 2017 8:11:06 GMT -5
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Mar 4, 2017 8:13:55 GMT -5
What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? UCLA
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Post by gracendignity on Mar 4, 2017 8:17:06 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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Post by tigerpause on Mar 4, 2017 16:23:34 GMT -5
Talc is cheap.
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Mar 4, 2017 21:36:57 GMT -5
So is birdie.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Mar 4, 2017 21:53:25 GMT -5
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
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Post by wyouser on Mar 6, 2017 13:57:01 GMT -5
What did the lawyer name his daughter? .........Sue!
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 6, 2017 14:20:33 GMT -5
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.I like the way that it is "literally" corny too (since it's about corn). (just like sum of the earlier jokes on this thread too :-)
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 6, 2017 14:23:53 GMT -5
What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
Finnish Hymn!!
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Mar 6, 2017 16:57:24 GMT -5
What do you call just one ear?
A unicorn.
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Post by Rob Base 2.0 on Mar 9, 2017 9:49:21 GMT -5
Why did the person trying to lose weight think he was following his diet too closely?
Because he kept gaining on it
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Post by NoNamePerson on Mar 9, 2017 10:13:37 GMT -5
Why did the person trying to lose weight think he was following his diet too closely? Because he kept gaining on it So true so many times.
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Post by wyouser on Mar 9, 2017 13:55:55 GMT -5
Why did Roger go out with a prune? .......Because He couldn't find a date!
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Post by myrrh on Mar 9, 2017 16:12:16 GMT -5
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Post by myrrh on Mar 9, 2017 16:12:32 GMT -5
What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? Instagram
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Post by myrrh on Mar 9, 2017 16:15:04 GMT -5
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Mar 9, 2017 18:22:20 GMT -5
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 9, 2017 21:30:27 GMT -5
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Post by wyouser on Mar 10, 2017 18:07:03 GMT -5
Which Month do soldiers hate the most?........The Month of March!
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Post by wyouser on Mar 13, 2017 14:22:35 GMT -5
What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?.........Quattro sinko........
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Post by wyouser on Mar 13, 2017 14:33:27 GMT -5
What's Irish and stays out all night ? ......Paddy O'furniture.
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