RichardInTN
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 8, 2016 20:35:37 GMT -5
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RichardInTN
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 8, 2016 20:36:52 GMT -5
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RichardInTN
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 8, 2016 20:39:33 GMT -5
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RichardInTN
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 8, 2016 20:40:58 GMT -5
Last one for today.... 
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 9, 2016 13:42:53 GMT -5
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"A tattoo artist in Vermont is offering free Bernie Sanders tattoos. Yeah, they're actually the first tattoos that start to look better as you develop wrinkles." –Jimmy Fallon
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 9, 2016 13:56:52 GMT -5
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"According to a new report, the number of babies named 'Hillary' has decreased 90 percent since Bill Clinton was president.
And, this is interesting, there has never been a baby named Bernie." –Seth Meyers
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 9, 2016 13:57:32 GMT -5
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"Donald Trump's plane made an emergency landing in Nashville yesterday after reporting engine problems. When asked what the issue was, the pilot said, 'Nothing, I just couldn't take it anymore.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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Post by wyouser on Feb 9, 2016 13:58:53 GMT -5
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Post by Tennesseer on Feb 9, 2016 18:21:20 GMT -5
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Post by wyouser on Feb 10, 2016 16:10:27 GMT -5
Drumroll Please! ....Rules Of Washington.....February 10, 2016. If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried!!!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 10, 2016 18:29:12 GMT -5
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote. Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 12, 2016 0:15:46 GMT -5
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Post by wyouser on Feb 12, 2016 11:01:20 GMT -5
For Feb 12, 2016, A question: What is the difference between a refugee and E.T? The politically incorrect answer: E.T. learned English and wanted to go home.
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RichardInTN
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 13, 2016 23:38:28 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 14, 2016 13:05:46 GMT -5
Couldn't decided whether or not to put this here. But here goes: 
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 15, 2016 7:37:19 GMT -5
In my case it can be Things I Trust More Than Any Politician
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 17, 2016 15:57:57 GMT -5
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'Bill Clinton revealed that he now supports same-sex marriage, even though he opposed it during his presidency. To be fair, during his presidency, he also opposed his own marriage.'' —Jimmy Fallon
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 18, 2016 12:58:31 GMT -5
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"Congratulations to Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump on winning their parties' New Hampshire primaries last night! In his speech, Bernie said he couldn't have done it without the support of millions of Americans. While Trump was like, 'This was ALL me! You losers did nothing!'" –Jimmy Fallon
"People say Jeb Bush may be finally hitting his stride; in fact one supporter said that Jeb is getting, quote, 'very loose. And when he's loose, he's on fire.' Jeb said he knows people want to see him get loose, because his crowds are always chanting, 'Looser! Looser!'" –Jimmy Fallon
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 19, 2016 10:32:50 GMT -5
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CBS NEWS February 18, 2016, 7:19 PM
Hillary Clinton: "I've always tried" to tell the truth...
i say...all politicians always "try" to tell the truth...(uncle23)
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 19, 2016 13:57:37 GMT -5
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scrabble....
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
When you rearrange the letters:
An Arab Backed Imposter
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Post by jma23 on Feb 19, 2016 13:58:27 GMT -5
Twelve minutes long, but politically funniest at the end.
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Post by wyouser on Feb 19, 2016 16:38:53 GMT -5
And, for today, two items, First="even crime wouldn't pay if government ran it." And, second, we have the definition of an elephant. "It is a mouse built to government specifications."
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RichardInTN
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 21, 2016 6:23:51 GMT -5
Q: What do you call a busload of politicians falling off of a cliff?
A: A good start.
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 21, 2016 6:32:30 GMT -5
This transcript of an audio recording of the Oval Office just released!
President Clinton: Monica, Can you come in here? Intern Lewinsky: Yes sir, Mr President, right away. [door opens] [door closes] President Clinton: Thanks, Monica, can you [garbled 5 seconds due to tape failure] Intern Lewinsky: Yes Mr. [garbled 8 seconds due to tape failure] President Clinton: Ready? Intern Lewinsky: Ready, Mr. President [garbled 1 minute 12 seconds due to tape failure] President Clinton: Monica! I said Dictation! Intern Lewinsky: Shall I stop? President Clinton: Hell no! Don't stop now!
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 21, 2016 9:49:23 GMT -5
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Washington D.C.
One day a florist went to a
barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his
bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this
week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there
was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him
at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a
thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him
at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you. I'm doing community service this
week.'
The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a
dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free
haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between the citizens of our country and the politicians who
run it.
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Post by wyouser on Feb 22, 2016 11:04:20 GMT -5
Out of the mists from the past we find the following bit of wisdom, "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it ,whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly and then applying the wrong remedy." (by the way, did you know the word "mist" in German means crap) This second tidbit illustrates how little changes with the passage of time. Did you know: "when they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators don't know whether to answer "present", or "not guilty". That from Theodore Roosevelt in the early years of the 20th century.
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RichardInTN
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 22, 2016 20:42:45 GMT -5
A Golfer walks into the new Government National Golf Course pro shop and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers. The golf pro says that they do, and they are $1.00. The golfer gives the golf pro a dollar.
The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands the player a dime to use as a marker. This economic model is part of Bernie Sanders 90% tax plan to restore the US economy. Please make sure all golfers are aware.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Feb 23, 2016 9:31:37 GMT -5
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