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Post by NoNamePerson on Jan 29, 2016 12:18:08 GMT -5
If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?
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Post by mmhmm on Jan 29, 2016 12:36:09 GMT -5
If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress? Based on recent years I think one could safely say that's true.  |
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Post by hickle on Jan 29, 2016 13:26:11 GMT -5
blacks have the race card,
women have the gender card,
but bigots have the Trump card.
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Post by busymom on Jan 30, 2016 13:38:46 GMT -5
Found this one today: 
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Jan 30, 2016 15:12:32 GMT -5
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dondub
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Post by dondub on Jan 30, 2016 16:00:37 GMT -5
Not this year.
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Post by billisonboard on Jan 30, 2016 16:04:54 GMT -5
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dondub
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Post by dondub on Jan 30, 2016 17:10:11 GMT -5
Of course we can still have a bowl.  |
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Jan 30, 2016 21:02:10 GMT -5
Only if it's a "super bowl." (Dr. Evil accent)..  Show's how closely I follow sports, eh?   |
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Post by RichardInTN on Jan 30, 2016 21:27:52 GMT -5
Only if it's a "super bowl." (Dr. Evil accent).. Show's how closely I follow sports, eh? Probably about as stoned as you have to be to think flying a kite with a metal key attached to it is a good idea... LOL |
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Jan 30, 2016 21:41:56 GMT -5
LOL.. I think that's what us scientific types call relative experimentation... |
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Jan 31, 2016 2:06:47 GMT -5
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Post by RichardInTN on Jan 31, 2016 2:50:23 GMT -5
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Post by RichardInTN on Jan 31, 2016 3:10:38 GMT -5
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Post by uncle23 on Jan 31, 2016 13:53:39 GMT -5
The latest survey shows that
Three out of four people make
Up 75% of the population
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could Identify their corporate sponsors."
The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate'
To have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
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Post by laterbloomer on Jan 31, 2016 15:55:06 GMT -5
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Post by NoNamePerson on Jan 31, 2016 16:19:11 GMT -5
In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.
Politics: Where people work hard to get a job and do nothing after they get it.
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and be dumb enough to think it’s important.
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Jan 31, 2016 16:30:41 GMT -5
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Post by RichardInTN on Jan 31, 2016 21:24:29 GMT -5
Q: How do you know if a politician is lying?
A: His/Her lips are moving.
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Post by hickle on Feb 1, 2016 17:46:09 GMT -5
Someone drew a swastika on Trump's Hollywood walk of fame star.
..Police don't know if it was done by Trump's opponents or supporters.
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 1, 2016 20:48:45 GMT -5
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 2, 2016 10:06:20 GMT -5
.....
"Nearly 70 percent of Americans said a Trump presidency would make them 'anxious.' And 30 percent said a Trump presidency would make them 'Canadian.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Donald Trump said his war with Fox News is Christian because it's 'an eye for an eye.' When told the actual quote from the New Testament is 'turn the other cheek,' Trump said, 'Hey, no gay stuff.'" –Conan O'Brien
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Post by mroped on Feb 2, 2016 10:28:16 GMT -5
January 2017- inauguration of President Trump! |
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Post by Aman A.K.A. Ahamburger on Feb 3, 2016 15:51:11 GMT -5
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Post by uncle23 on Feb 4, 2016 14:05:10 GMT -5
..
What Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 7, 2016 6:52:06 GMT -5
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 7, 2016 7:01:15 GMT -5
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Post by RichardInTN on Feb 7, 2016 7:05:27 GMT -5
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