Crazy Man Shoots Chicken Wings with a Gun!

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[Jaguar]

This thread has it all.

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Wash it down with this.

P.S. I didn't know buffaloes have wings.

[Virgil Showlion]

Mar 22, 2015 3:25:29 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

I'm still hungry.

Eat your cat.

The sounds he'll make when you stick a fork in him ought to clean out your walls for a good while.

[billisonboard]

Mar 22, 2015 3:04:03 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Mar 22, 2015 1:19:22 GMT -5 mmhmm said:

This thread is so far afield I think you're going to need paul's assistance.

Are you accusing me of dumping a news story I didn't read into a new thread just so I could rant about the people and things I hate for the 500th time?

You have quite some imagination, madam.

7,000 was the give away.

[Virgil Showlion]

Mar 22, 2015 8:10:57 GMT -5 billisonboard said:

Mar 22, 2015 3:04:03 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Are you accusing me of dumping a news story I didn't read into a new thread just so I could rant about the people and things I hate for the 500th time?

You have quite some imagination, madam.

7,000 was the give away.

At least somebody gets it.

Billis gets the perspicacious poster o' the day award.

[NoNamePerson]

Ok, I did NOT see any comments on the link that you provided but at least there was a place to comment    OG, this sounds so familiar and it's so early on a Sunday morning for drinking but   

ETA: Hey I got it before even going to page 2!!! Do I get a star

[billisonboard]

But the question unanswered is,  "Comma or no comma? "

[b2r]

  It's only because she's Black, Widow. 

[billisonboard]

Hey, this could be the answer for Ryan

[mmhmm]

Mar 22, 2015 3:04:03 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Mar 22, 2015 1:19:22 GMT -5 mmhmm said:

This thread is so far afield I think you're going to need paul's assistance.

Are you accusing me of dumping a news story I didn't read into a new thread just so I could rant about the people and things I hate for the 500th time?

You have quite some imagination, madam.

Moi? Oh, perish the thought! I was simply trying to assist you in finding the help you'd said you needed. There are some who are fittin' and some who are more fittin'. Yes.

[Deleted]

Luckily it wasn't critical since he just winged it.

[Virgil Showlion]

Stupid people eating stupid chicken wings for stupid money. And stupid people go and watch them with their stupid eyes and then get on the stupid Internet and stupid make stupid comments stupid stupid about STUPID CHICKEN STUPID ACCURSED CHICKENS ARE STUPID STUPID EVERYONE IS STUPID STUPID GUNS KILLS STUPID PEOPLE STUPID INTERNET STUPID STUPID I HATE MY LIIIIIIIFFFFE!!!!

*huff* *huff*

I am calm.

I. am. calm.

Ommmmmmmm.



Life is too short to hate people.

[billisonboard]

Except short people:

[b2r]

     Life's too short...let's dance! 

[Green Eyed Lady]

Now THIS is more like it! And yes....I used caps others than italics. Get over it. I'm sick to death of the prejudice against caps.

[djAdvocate]

this one broke my sarcastometer.

[NoNamePerson]

But Virgil Showlion the real question is "when are you going to abandon this thread"??

[EVT1]

Mar 22, 2015 1:11:41 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Mar 22, 2015 0:46:58 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

I read the link(s), and didn't read anything about Guns 'n Ammo - or wings being murdered by bullets.

This is one wing-ding thread.

OK, so technically the thread has nothing to do with guns, or men, crazy people, or anything in the thread title or article. But... um...

ehh....

EVT1, help me out a little here?

It got you two pages didn't it   Savor the moment.

[Opti]

Mar 21, 2015 22:09:22 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Unbelievable!

www.cbsnews.com/news/black-widow-downs-181-chicken-wings-for-title/

If this was woman, there would be 7,000 outraged comments about her pulling out a gun and firing bullets into her chicken wings. But since it's a man, everybody is all smiles and praises.

These Internet commenters make me sick.

Believable, this thread was started!   

What is my share of the 7000 outraged comments, so I know how many posts

to contribute?

[Virgil Showlion]

Mar 22, 2015 12:45:37 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

But Virgil Showlion the real question is "when are you going to abandon this thread"??

I didn't start this thread.

I don't know who started it. The board must have glitched and rewritten the database entry to make it appear as though it originated from my account.

The same must be true for the repeated clarifications, because I didn't write them.

But enough with the incessant questioning. We could speculate forever who might have misfired the OP.  Maybe it was you. Maybe it was DJ. We'll never know. What we do know is that guns and snow leopards are bad (except when the guns are used to shoot snow leopards... but I digress), and that we shouldn't get distracted with all this "who did what" finger pointing.

Now, how about that Steve Nash retiring from the NBA? That's something, right?

And... um... ummmm... Wow. Pres. Obama's niece plays tennis. Crazy. This I've got to see. I'm not abandoning this thread, but I'm heading over there for a really long time now, and I might not get back, so...

[Jaguar]

Cue the violins.

[Opti]

Maybe Virgil what you meant to say, is life is too short to hate snow leopards.

[Virgil Showlion]

Mar 22, 2015 15:04:07 GMT -5 Opti said:

Maybe Virgil what you meant to say, is life is too short to hate snow leopards.

If "Virgil" ever says that, shoot him.

It won't be me anymore. It'll be some sleeper agent or brainwashed husk.

[Virgil Showlion]

Mar 22, 2015 8:26:59 GMT -5 billisonboard said:

But the question unanswered is,  "Comma or no comma? "

Missed this comment.

I found the article by searching for "black woman food eating contest" because I wanted to get both her race and gender wrong. But it turns out that somewhere on this Earth there was (is?) an actual event called the "Black Female Fried Chicken Eating and 40 Oz Drinking Contest".

Truth is stranger than fiction, they say.

[EVT1]

Mar 22, 2015 17:49:52 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Mar 22, 2015 8:26:59 GMT -5 billisonboard said:

But the question unanswered is,  "Comma or no comma? "

Missed this comment.

I found the article by searching for "black woman food eating contest" because I wanted to get both her race and gender wrong. But it turns out that somewhere on this Earth there was (is?) an actual event called the "Black Female Fried Chicken Eating and 40 Oz Drinking Contest".

Truth is stranger than fiction, they say.

I appreciate the hard work you did in order to bust my balls with such scathing sarcasm- that's just what I would have done

But in my limited defense- I can admit jumping the gun- no pun intended- on a story that at the time it came out had rather tame commentary- and I thought funny- a white guy named Mr. White- an assumption which makes an ass out of me and umption.  I figured it made sense- black people usually do not target the TSA or have bombs- it is normally anti-government white people. 

I think I learned my lesson this time- to quit reading comments from asshats and have them bug me.  I guess I am entirely wrong- the fact that there are only thousands of racists spewing their garbage is proof most people aren't like that.  That and I did not 'intentionally' post a bullshit thread title. I was merely negligent.

[Virgil Showlion]

Mar 22, 2015 18:13:54 GMT -5 EVT1 said:

Mar 22, 2015 17:49:52 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Missed this comment.

I found the article by searching for "black woman food eating contest" because I wanted to get both her race and gender wrong. But it turns out that somewhere on this Earth there was (is?) an actual event called the "Black Female Fried Chicken Eating and 40 Oz Drinking Contest".

Truth is stranger than fiction, they say.

I appreciate the hard work you did in order to bust my balls with such scathing sarcasm- that's just what I would have done

But in my limited defense- I can admit jumping the gun- no pun intended- on a story that at the time it came out had rather tame commentary- and I thought funny- a white guy named Mr. White- an assumption which makes an ass out of me and umption.  I figured it made sense- black people usually do not target the TSA or have bombs- it is normally anti-government white people. 

I think I learned my lesson this time- to quit reading comments from asshats and have them bug me.  I guess I am entirely wrong- the fact that there are only thousands of racists spewing their garbage is proof most people aren't like that.  That and I did not 'intentionally' post a bullshit thread title. I was merely negligent.

I know.

The only reason the satire has any punch is because it's the only time I know of that you've misfired a thread. It goes from 'funny' to 'sad' pretty quickly otherwise.

Having said that, your posting style juxtaposed with your "Life is too short to hate people." comment from last week does promise to be an enduring source of humour. For a hate-free EVT, you're going to have to avoid reading anything about Florida, the Republicans, the NRA, gun crime in the US, race relations, George Zimmerman, Ferguson, rich people, Obamacare, the 2016 US federal election, concealed carry laws, articles with anonymous comments, ...

[NoNamePerson]

Mar 22, 2015 18:13:54 GMT -5 EVT1 said:

Mar 22, 2015 17:49:52 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Missed this comment.

I found the article by searching for "black woman food eating contest" because I wanted to get both her race and gender wrong. But it turns out that somewhere on this Earth there was (is?) an actual event called the "Black Female Fried Chicken Eating and 40 Oz Drinking Contest".

Truth is stranger than fiction, they say.

I appreciate the hard work you did in order to bust my balls with such scathing sarcasm- that's just what I would have done

But in my limited defense- I can admit jumping the gun- no pun intended- on a story that at the time it came out had rather tame commentary- and I thought funny- a white guy named Mr. White- an assumption which makes an ass out of me and umption.  I figured it made sense- black people usually do not target the TSA or have bombs- it is normally anti-government white people. 

I think I learned my lesson this time- to quit reading comments from asshats and have them bug me.  I guess I am entirely wrong- the fact that there are only thousands of racists spewing their garbage is proof most people aren't like that.  That and I did not 'intentionally' post a bullshit thread title. I was merely negligent.

You know we are just picking at you    And I think way back long ago we discussed reading the remarks - hazardous to your health     But then again it might not have been you so if not ~~~ NEVERMIND   

[EVT1]

I guess I am a little prejudiced as well- I saw this a minute ago and assumed it was the Palin family.

www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2015/03/22/cottonwood-walmart-shooting-fight-man-dead-officer-shot-arizona-brk/25182759/

     The fight happened Saturday night after Cottonwood Police Department received a call at 11:52 p.m. from a Cottonwood Walmart reporting that multiple suspects assaulted a female employee in the store, according to a press release from the Arizona Department of Public Safety.

     When officers arrived, the suspects were in the parking lot and attacked the officers, the release said. One suspect was shot and killed during the fight, another was shot in the abdomen, and a total of seven others were taken into custody.

     The suspects are from the same family, according to DPS spokesman Bart Graves.

[Virgil Showlion]

What does a melee at an AZ Walmart have to do with the Palins?