27 Comebacks

[Artemis Windsong]

27 Comebacks So Good Someone Needs To Call The Burn Center


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I need one for a skank in the locker room.  Maybe I should say she's a snake.  Slithering in with some rank comment then she bolts.  The short story is she's a bicycle. 

[Peace Of Mind]

Jan 23, 2015 17:27:53 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

27 Comebacks So Good Someone Needs To Call The Burn Center

I need one for a skank in the locker room.  Maybe I should say she's a snake.  Slithering in with some rank comment then she bolts.  The short story is she's a bicycle. 

Is this a weird auto correct or are you drunk? 

If she is, in fact, a bicycle I'd tell her to ride her skanky ass out of here before I kick her into next week.   Oh, and I need more info. if you need a snarky put down that would apply to somebody who isn't a bicycle.   

[Jaguar]

Jan 23, 2015 17:41:14 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Jan 23, 2015 17:27:53 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

27 Comebacks So Good Someone Needs To Call The Burn Center

I need one for a skank in the locker room.  Maybe I should say she's a snake.  Slithering in with some rank comment then she bolts.  The short story is she's a bicycle. 

Is this a weird auto correct or are you drunk? 

If she is, in fact, a bicycle I'd tell her to ride her skanky ass out of here before I kick her into next week.   Oh, and I need more info. if you need a snarky put down that would apply to somebody who isn't a bicycle.   

"she's a bicycle" Urban Dictionary says it's someone who's been around a lot, ie multiple partners, been ridden a lot.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

I think she forgot to attach a link:

news.distractify.com/matt-buco/call-up-the-burn-center/

[Artemis Windsong]

She's the wife of a prominent attorney in town so who knows whether they have an open marital arrangement or not. 

[Artemis Windsong]

Thanks SL.  The link did not copy.

[Peace Of Mind]

Jan 23, 2015 17:47:12 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

Jan 23, 2015 17:41:14 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Is this a weird auto correct or are you drunk? 

If she is, in fact, a bicycle I'd tell her to ride her skanky ass out of here before I kick her into next week.   Oh, and I need more info. if you need a snarky put down that would apply to somebody who isn't a bicycle.   

"she's a bicycle" Urban Dictionary says it's someone who's been around a lot, ie multiple partners, been ridden a lot.

Oh, she's a ho!  Why didn't she just say that?  My reply would still fit then.  

[dannylion]

Sometimes the only comeback you need us "Thanks for sharing."

[busymom]

Fabulous list of burns! My favorites were the teacher, & Madeleine Albright.

[weltschmerz]

Jan 23, 2015 17:47:12 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

Jan 23, 2015 17:41:14 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Is this a weird auto correct or are you drunk? 

If she is, in fact, a bicycle I'd tell her to ride her skanky ass out of here before I kick her into next week.   Oh, and I need more info. if you need a snarky put down that would apply to somebody who isn't a bicycle.   

"she's a bicycle" Urban Dictionary says it's someone who's been around a lot, ie multiple partners, been ridden a lot.

So, I guess a dude can be a bicycle, too?

[weltschmerz]

Jan 23, 2015 17:27:53 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

27 Comebacks So Good Someone Needs To Call The Burn Center


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I need one for a skank in the locker room.  Maybe I should say she's a snake.  Slithering in with some rank comment then she bolts.  The short story is she's a bicycle. 

She could be a snake and she can slither in with rank comments.
That being said, women really shouldn't call each other hos unless they're actual prostitutes.
I thught we've moved past all that misogynist shit and we certainly shouldn't be saying it about our sisters.

[Peace Of Mind]

Jan 23, 2015 20:40:22 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

Jan 23, 2015 17:27:53 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

27 Comebacks So Good Someone Needs To Call The Burn Center


news.distractify.com/matt-buco/call-up-the-burn-center/

I need one for a skank in the locker room.  Maybe I should say she's a snake.  Slithering in with some rank comment then she bolts.  The short story is she's a bicycle. 

She could be a snake and she can slither in with rank comments.
That being said, women really shouldn't call each other hos unless they're actual prostitutes.
I thught we've moved past all that misogynist shit and we certainly shouldn't be saying it about our sisters.

Oh, please. If our "sisters" don't want to be called whores or hos then sister needs to quit being one.    She's talking about somebody none of us even know or would ever know.  This is our safe place to vent about people if people feel inclined.

We have man whores or "dogs" too so it's not misogynist shit.   We also have douche canoes and twatwaffles that are mentioned by people who like to vent. 

I once posted this on the Meme Thread because it's hilarious.   Some of us have a certain sense of humor that cracks us up and some of us don't.  Feel free to ignore those of us that have it if you are one that doesn't. Nobody HERE was called these things.

     

It was put in Cheesipedia shortly after I posted it so it was EE approved. 

[weltschmerz]

Jan 23, 2015 21:03:13 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Jan 23, 2015 20:40:22 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

She could be a snake and she can slither in with rank comments.
That being said, women really shouldn't call each other hos unless they're actual prostitutes.
I thught we've moved past all that misogynist shit and we certainly shouldn't be saying it about our sisters.

Oh, please. If our "sisters" don't want to be called whores or hos then sister needs to quit being one.    She's talking about somebody none of us even know or would ever know.  This is our safe place to vent about people if people feel inclined.

We have man whores or "dogs" too so it's not misogynist shit.   We also have douche canoes and twatwaffles that are mentioned by people who like to vent. 

I once posted this on the Meme Thread because it's hilarious.   Some of us have a certain sense of humor that cracks us up and some of us don't.  Feel free to ignore those of us that have it if you are one that doesn't. Nobody HERE was called these things.

     

It was put it in Cheesipedia shortly after I posted it so it was EE approved. 

Twatwaffle isn't even a word.

I was under the impression that it's men who want to perpetuate the double standard. I see I was mistaken.

I was married twice. If I said I had sex with more than two men, I guess it makes me a whore.

Next time certain posters see me coming, they can clutch their pearls and think, "Here comes that bicycle, Weltz."

[Peace Of Mind]

Jan 23, 2015 21:22:43 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

Jan 23, 2015 21:03:13 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Oh, please. If our "sisters" don't want to be called whores or hos then sister needs to quit being one.    She's talking about somebody none of us even know or would ever know.  This is our safe place to vent about people if people feel inclined.

We have man whores or "dogs" too so it's not misogynist shit.   We also have douche canoes and twatwaffles that are mentioned by people who like to vent. 

I once posted this on the Meme Thread because it's hilarious.   Some of us have a certain sense of humor that cracks us up and some of us don't.  Feel free to ignore those of us that have it if you are one that doesn't. Nobody HERE was called these things.

     

It was put it in Cheesipedia shortly after I posted it so it was EE approved. 

Twatwaffle isn't even a word.

I was under the impression that it's men who want to perpetuate the double standard. I see I was mistaken.

I was married twice. If I said I had sex with more than two men, I guess it makes me a whore.

Next time certain posters see me coming, they can clutch their pearls and think, "Here comes that bicycle, Weltz."

You clearly don't know what makes a whore if you've only had two men.  Now let me give you MY count!
















Hold on... I'm not finished. 

[Deleted]

Oh, please. If our "sisters" don't want to be called whores or hos then sister needs to quit being one.

No, we should be able to fight without falling back on "she has sex so she is bad, bad, bad"

What kind of stuff does the snake say? We must be able to come up with something better.

[Artemis Windsong]

I would say there is a huge misunderstanding within this thread.  The issue is not that there are sex partners or the number.  The issue is a mental illness where the sniper's nasty comments are unwarranted and her trying to break up marriages.

While sorting through this, I have sifted the issue down to an autoimmune disease, hormonal problems from being preggers and forced to be a dry drunk.  She's itching for a verbal fight.  Further shifting reveals that from the position of powerlessness come what she perceives as power through nasty comments.

[weltschmerz]

Oh, please. If our "sisters" don't want to be called whores or hos then sister needs to quit being one.

What does that even mean? Is this woman an actual prostitute?

All I'm saying is that women shouldn't make moral judgements regarding how many sexual partners other women have had. In this day and age, it's wrong.

If you want to call me a twat, then fine. It's not a reflection of my sexual history.

[Peace Of Mind]

Jan 23, 2015 17:47:12 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

Jan 23, 2015 17:41:14 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Is this a weird auto correct or are you drunk? 

If she is, in fact, a bicycle I'd tell her to ride her skanky ass out of here before I kick her into next week.   Oh, and I need more info. if you need a snarky put down that would apply to somebody who isn't a bicycle.   

"she's a bicycle" Urban Dictionary says it's someone who's been around a lot, ie multiple partners, been ridden a lot.

Jan 23, 2015 17:48:30 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

She's the wife of a prominent attorney in town so who knows whether they have an open marital arrangement or not. 

I would say there is a huge misunderstanding within this thread. The issue is not that there are sex partners or the number.

LMAO!!! Yeah, I have no idea how I came up with that conclusion.    

[weltschmerz]

Jan 23, 2015 22:15:38 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

I would say there is a huge misunderstanding within this thread.  The issue is not that there are sex partners or the number.  The issue is a mental illness where the sniper's nasty comments are unwarranted and her trying to break up marriages.

While sorting through this, I have sifted the issue down to an autoimmune disease, hormonal problems from being preggers and forced to be a dry drunk.  She's itching for a verbal fight.  Further shifting reveals that from the position of powerlessness come what she perceives as power through nasty comments.

Alrighty, then! So why refer to her as a "bicycle"?

[Artemis Windsong]

She flaunts it.

[Peace Of Mind]

Jan 23, 2015 22:20:04 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

Oh, please. If our "sisters" don't want to be called whores or hos then sister needs to quit being one.

What does that even mean? Is this woman an actual prostitute?

All I'm saying is that women shouldn't make moral judgements regarding how many sexual partners other women have had. In this day and age, it's wrong.

If you want to call me a twat, then fine. It's not a reflection of my sexual history.

What are you going on about?  Nobody called you anything and YOU brought up your sexual history - but nice try. 

[weltschmerz]

Jan 23, 2015 22:27:00 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Jan 23, 2015 22:20:04 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

What does that even mean? Is this woman an actual prostitute?

All I'm saying is that women shouldn't make moral judgements regarding how many sexual partners other women have had. In this day and age, it's wrong.

If you want to call me a twat, then fine. It's not a reflection of my sexual history.

What are you going on about?  Nobody called you anything and YOU brought up your sexual history - but nice try. 

I didn't accuse anyone of calling me anything.

My point was that women shouldn't call other women whores. Unless they're actual whores.

[Peace Of Mind]

Jan 23, 2015 22:27:00 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Jan 23, 2015 22:20:04 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

What does that even mean? Is this woman an actual prostitute?

All I'm saying is that women shouldn't make moral judgements regarding how many sexual partners other women have had. In this day and age, it's wrong.

If you want to call me a twat, then fine. It's not a reflection of my sexual history.

What are you going on about?  Nobody called you anything and YOU brought up your sexual history - but nice try. 

Jan 23, 2015 22:29:47 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

Jan 23, 2015 22:27:00 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

What are you going on about?  Nobody called you anything and YOU brought up your sexual history - but nice try. 

I didn't accuse anyone of calling me anything.

My point was that women shouldn't call other women whores. Unless they're actual whores.

I couldn't bold the "I didn't accuse anyone of calling me anything" part that you said but you are welcome to reread your own posts. 

This conversation has become, ummmm, unfortunate since you joined it. 

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

I think Artemis needs to find a new gym. If it's not the person she refers to as the snake, it's the cell phone she found under her boots she'd previously placed under a bench.

She's convinced the cell was planted there to get her fingerprints on it so it could be later placed at a crime scene to incriminate her.

When I asked her why she didn't just turn just turn the cell in to a staff member so the owner could have it returned, she said her gym doesn't have staff - they use key-cards or something to enter the premises.

I think she watches too much crime tv if she thinks the phone was placed there on purpose. It probably fell out of someone's pocket as they were retrieving their own street clothes or gym bag.

As for the "snake" as you call her, cant you just ignore her? That usually works for me.

[weltschmerz]

I couldn't bold the "I didn't accuse anyone of calling me anything" part that you said but you are welcome to reread your own posts.

I said it's OK to call me twat, because it's not a reflection of my sexual history.

I didn't accuse anyone of calling me a twat.

[Deleted]

Jan 23, 2015 20:40:22 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

Jan 23, 2015 17:27:53 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

27 Comebacks So Good Someone Needs To Call The Burn Center


news.distractify.com/matt-buco/call-up-the-burn-center/

I need one for a skank in the locker room.  Maybe I should say she's a snake.  Slithering in with some rank comment then she bolts.  The short story is she's a bicycle. 

She could be a snake and she can slither in with rank comments.
That being said, women really shouldn't call each other hos unless they're actual prostitutes.
I thught we've moved past all that misogynist shit and we certainly shouldn't be saying it about our sisters.

Why all the hate for prostitutes? 

[weltschmerz]

Jan 23, 2015 22:39:02 GMT -5 oped said:

Jan 23, 2015 20:40:22 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

She could be a snake and she can slither in with rank comments.
That being said, women really shouldn't call each other hos unless they're actual prostitutes.
I thught we've moved past all that misogynist shit and we certainly shouldn't be saying it about our sisters.

Why all the hate for prostitutes? 

I don't hate prostitutes. It's a living.

[Deleted]

Seriously though... We should NOT be calling each other whores! 


We should stick to judging each other on our parenting decisions...

[Artemis Windsong]

Excellent advice - ignore her.

The issue is 2 different gyms on opposite ends of town. 

At my 3rd gym, I better have everything under lock and key as there is a lot of theft and cars being entered.

On the cell phone, I shared my early morning thought process.  There is little interaction with people at the 24-hour gym.  The racquet center is where the Huffy Bicycle is.  She's in the league group.

Here's another odd happening.  My DH signed up for ACA with another provider because the price went up for the first one.  He signed up online for insurance through the hospital.  We get two bills.  One is correctly addressed for him.  The other has a friend's name and our address on it.  The insurance numbers are not even close.

[Artemis Windsong]

My state has set up task forces to stop prostitution and human trafficking.  It's a huge problem. 

Giving it away free is a different story.