Guess which Evil Tyrant...

[Virgil Showlion]

...loves the uncia?



Why, none other than Vlad "the Impaler" Putin, despotic autocrat of the Russian empire.

How much do you want to bet he uses them to "dispose of" Ukrainian nationalists?

You uncian apologists just dig yourself in deeper every day. Give your pal Putin a pat on the back, why don't you?

[NoNamePerson]

Beautiful animal, him not so pretty 

[Virgil Showlion]

Feb 5, 2014 7:07:24 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

Beautiful animal, him not so pretty 

Agree with you on the leopard, but calling Putin a "beautiful animal"? You have some odd tastes.

[Deleted]

The heart wants what the heart wants.... 

[Virgil Showlion]

Feb 5, 2014 10:01:18 GMT -5 @beerwench said:

The heart wants what the heart wants.... 

Karla Homolka had her Paul Bernardo.

Vladimir Putin has his uncian mascot.

I get it. I really do.

[The Walk of the Penguin Mich]

Awwwww....pretty kitty!

[The Captain]

As much as I may not like Putin's policies, I applaud him for his efforts in trying to save this species.

[NancysSummerSip]

Kitty is thinking, "Yum. Putin porridge for lunch. Good use of evil tyrant."

[Lizard King]

A Muscovite, Vladimir Putin, and I: I admit, I loved Ivana Trump, uncias.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

That cat looks like it's looking for a chance to escape the grips of the evil tyrant - much like many of the Russian citizens.

[Virgil Showlion]

Feb 5, 2014 11:21:00 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

That cat looks like it's looking for a chance to escape the grips of the evil tyrant - much like many of the Russian citizens.

"That cat" is peering at the bound Ukrainian captives off-screen, wondering why "daddy" won't let it disembowel them like he usually does.

It's a verifiable historical fact that Stalin had a pack of at least 30 uncia that he used to "disappear" people. Historical revisionists airbrushed them all out during the 1970's, but some of the original prints still exist.

[NancysSummerSip]

Feb 5, 2014 13:42:52 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Feb 5, 2014 11:21:00 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

That cat looks like it's looking for a chance to escape the grips of the evil tyrant - much like many of the Russian citizens.

"That cat" is peering at the bound Ukrainian captives off-screen, wondering why "daddy" won't let it disembowel them like he usually does.

It's a verifiable historical fact that Stalin had a pack of at least 30 uncia that he used to "disappear" people. Historical revisionists airbrushed them all out during the 1970's, but some of the original prints still exist.

More likely kitty is looking to encourage those Olympic Village workers to get a wiggle on and finish up the place. The Games begin tomorrow, and they are still constructing a few things, like, yanno, roads, buildings, hotels. Minor things.

[Lizard King]

I think the Olympic village looks lovely.

[NancysSummerSip]

How did they fit the side-by-side potty in there?

[Lizard King]

In Mother Russia, side-by-side potty fit you.

[NancysSummerSip]

Not likely. My caboose isn't that big. And I cannot sit sidesaddle and do double duty, so to speak. Or would that be double doody?

[Lizard King]

So much information. So little want.

[Virgil Showlion]

The room where the Canadian men's hockey team is staying looked like a cel cut out of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

But, I guess if you're busy scrubbing the blood off your evil pet for a photo op, some things just fall by the wayside.

[Lizard King]

One of the many practical advantages of the uncia -

- is that it's self-cleaning, freeing despots up to denounce homosexuality and shelter traitors.

[Virgil Showlion]

Feb 5, 2014 15:32:18 GMT -5 Lizard King said:

One of the many practical advantages of the uncia -

...

- is that it's self-cleaning, freeing despots up to denounce homosexuality and shelter traitors.

Gas chambers are self-cleaning too. Ooh, let's all go hug a gas chamber.

[Lizard King]

let's all go hug a gas chamber

I didn't figure you for a Mary Poppins fan. C'est la vie, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell...

[NancysSummerSip]

Feb 5, 2014 15:43:44 GMT -5 Lizard King said:

let's all go hug a gas chamber

I didn't figure you for a Mary Poppins fan. C'est la vie, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell...

Just ignore Virgil if you can. I know he's like having a hive of African bees up your ass when you are trying to sit down for lunch, but it's just how he gets when he goes off on an uncian tirade and no one follows him.

[Lizard King]

he goes off on an uncian tirade

Like an uncian nuncio?

[NoNamePerson]

Feb 5, 2014 9:57:18 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Feb 5, 2014 7:07:24 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

Beautiful animal, him not so pretty 

Agree with you on the leopard, but calling Putin a "beautiful animal"? You have some odd tastes.

 You know dang well what I meant. Just twist my words around and around. Shame shame on you

[Virgil Showlion]

Feb 5, 2014 16:25:24 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

Feb 5, 2014 15:43:44 GMT -5 Lizard King said:

I didn't figure you for a Mary Poppins fan. C'est la vie, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell...

Just ignore Virgil if you can. I know he's like having a hive of African bees up your ass when you are trying to sit down for lunch, but it's just how he gets when he goes off on an uncian tirade and no one follows him.

You're here, aren't you?

Face it: you peek into these threads because you know deep down in your heart society programmed you to turn a blind eye to the horrors perpetrated by the uncia.

Now you're starting to ask questions.

Why is Vladmir Putin holding that animal? Why not something majestic like the Amur tiger, or the Russian bear, Russia's national animal? Why a stinking, spotted man killer like the uncian, with it's dead eyes and grotesque tail?

Why indeed?

[Artemis Windsong]

Because, those names species have not been tamed down since birth.

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[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Looks like Putin has been Put-in the cage with the leopard - so it's not all bad.

[Virgil Showlion]

Feb 5, 2014 19:54:00 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

Because, those names species have not been tamed down since birth.

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It's because evil is attracted to evil, madam.

[Peace Of Mind]

Feb 5, 2014 21:05:06 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Feb 5, 2014 19:54:00 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

Because, those names species have not been tamed down since birth.

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It's because evil is attracted to evil, madam.

The expression on that poor sweet kitty's face screams "Help me!  It's got me!"   

[Artemis Windsong]

It's photoshopped.

You don't need to convince me to love the snow leopard.  Mother Nature loves all, unfortunately.