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Post by chiver78 on Jan 13, 2014 18:23:11 GMT -5
since I really had nowhere else to put this, I figured I'd just start a new thread. my friends and I like making "funny bears" when we get together for long weekends - vodka-soaked gummy bears that have been "brewing" for a good week+ to be fully saturated. holy hell am I glad we never found the sugar free bears. link
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Post by mollyanna58 on Jan 13, 2014 18:24:16 GMT -5
I saw this a while ago - too funny!
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2014 18:30:36 GMT -5
The reviews are priceless I laughed myself silly.
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Post by The Captain on Jan 13, 2014 18:33:52 GMT -5
OMG, I have to stop reading this at work, my co-workers are going to think I've lost it!
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2014 18:36:27 GMT -5
I might get these when I have my next colonoscopy. No more chalky tasting crap for me. LOL
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Post by mollyanna58 on Jan 13, 2014 18:51:31 GMT -5
I might get these when I have my next colonoscopy. No more chalky tasting crap for me. LOL
A great marketing opportunity for Haribo
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jan 13, 2014 19:03:41 GMT -5
OK, I have to admit I kind of want to order a bag now and see if it's really that bad. I haven't cleansed in forever.
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2014 19:06:41 GMT -5
OK, I have to admit I kind of want to order a bag now and see if it's really that bad. I haven't cleansed in forever.
Yup you go for that and be our guinea pig.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 13, 2014 19:11:05 GMT -5
OMG - The comments/reviews are Priceless! Especially the first one - I'm still trying to focus my eyes - I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard - do I dare go back and finish reading the reviews?
I may have to make a trip to the porcelain throne myself from laughing so hard. I think I split an intestine.
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Post by Opti on Jan 13, 2014 19:21:41 GMT -5
I saw this posted here before but this time I read more comments. I like the one who stated eat two if you want. Three if you are brave. And then highly recommended stopping.
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Post by Pants on Jan 13, 2014 19:48:25 GMT -5
I have to make a certain weight by Feb 28. If it's down to the wire, might order me some of these and get cleansing.
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2014 20:32:33 GMT -5
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 13, 2014 20:42:56 GMT -5
Those user reviews are also included in Chiver's link.
I especially liked the first one in her link from a C.Torok - that one had me rolling in the aisles.
I liked the one that called it "Gastrointestinal Armageddon" too - from a C.Cooper - priceless! I'm still laughing.
I'm catching up on the rest of them now - but those two are comedy jewels.
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Post by chiver78 on Jan 13, 2014 20:59:34 GMT -5
some of those reviews are available from my non-Amazon link. my link didn't have multiple pages from the original Amazon page. I can only imagine the reviews that Amazon might have....and I'm so very thankful I didn't open this link at work originally!
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 13, 2014 21:17:29 GMT -5
OMG - the review/comedy gem from "Farva21" on Sugi's link had me rolling on the floor again! Literary genius!
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 13, 2014 21:22:45 GMT -5
OMG - the review/comedy gem from "Farva21" on Sugi's link had me rolling on the floor again! Literary genius!
Yeah that was a beaut wasn't it.
Like I said don't read these at work.
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Post by MarleyKeezy78 on Jan 14, 2014 7:59:57 GMT -5
One of my fb friends, her son has ordered a bag and will be trying them and posting results lol! I drop by the amazon site and read the reviews when I need a laugh There are also reviews on a mens hair removal lotion on there too, hilarious!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2014 9:04:09 GMT -5
Scarf down a 5 pound bag of these and and a large bag of olestra potato chips and wait for the fire works to begin.
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Jan 14, 2014 17:02:54 GMT -5
I found a small cone of Sugar Free Moose Tracks Ice Cream made with Splenda had the same affect. In fact, my whole family did one weekend when our favorite ice cream shop ran out of the regular Moose Tracks flavor.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jan 14, 2014 20:53:33 GMT -5
LOL! When I log in now I get an Amazon banner with Haribo Gummy Candy Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5 Pound Bag in it. It's a sign I tell you. I have to order a bag. Have to.
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Post by Malarky on Jan 14, 2014 20:56:28 GMT -5
Sell them at the toy store.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jan 14, 2014 21:12:53 GMT -5
I was thinking of just putting a bowl of them out in the play area. Oooh, or I could bring them as a snack during our next game night! Watching a dozen people violently get the runs when we only have one toilet could be epic!
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jan 14, 2014 21:13:20 GMT -5
Aren't you always trying to gain weight Dark? These seem a little counterproductive. Please add to the thread if you do it.
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jan 14, 2014 21:14:10 GMT -5
I was thinking of just putting a bowl of them out in the play area. Oooh, or I could bring them as a snack during our next game night! Watching a dozen people violently get the runs when we only have one toilet could be epic! And oh so epic when you are cleaning the toilet
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jan 14, 2014 21:15:42 GMT -5
The clean up would suck, but the review I could write on Amazon afterward would be friggin hilarious.
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jan 14, 2014 21:16:25 GMT -5
That would be an awesome review.
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Post by chiver78 on Jan 14, 2014 21:17:07 GMT -5
make sure you post that Amazon review in here, please!
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 14, 2014 21:24:34 GMT -5
I can see the headlines now:
"Gummy Bears attack children at local toy-store. Violent bowel eruptions abound. Hazmat called in to seal off the area to protect the environment from hazardous gases and pollution.
Owner of store last seen sliding down the aisles in a river of excrement.
Updates to follow".
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Post by MarleyKeezy78 on Jan 14, 2014 21:26:29 GMT -5
DH and I have a running joke about these and everytime I can't ya know, go... One of us says welp we should put in a order on Amazon
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Post by Jaguar on Jan 14, 2014 21:56:49 GMT -5
Oh we are having so much fun with this thread.
I cannot stop laughing
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