tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Mar 20, 2013 13:58:13 GMT -5
I'm giving you vocabulary homework to start. You're going to learn the definition to the following 10 frequently used business related words/term. Define each one and correctly use it in a sentence. This will be graded.
Overhead
Gross Sales
Operating Margin
Bookkeeping
Advertising
Sales Metrics
Sales per square foot
Sales per linear foot
POS System
Inventory Turnover Rate
For extra credit, find out what the average inventory turnover rate is for specialty grocers or convenience stores (whichever you consider yourself) and calculate whether you're above or below that average.
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Overhead
is everything that I can't reach with my head even if I have high ponytale
Gross Sales
sales of expire goods that looks gross
Operatin Margin
you sure it is not typo for Margarine?
Bookkeeping
books not returned to a library?
Advertising
typo for advert teasing?
Sales Metrics
it's not English
Sales per square foot
square shoes
Sales per linear foot
also something orthopedic
POS system
posture correction something?
Inventory turnover rate
turnovers with apples or cherries sales. Which ever selling better?
And for extra credit I think I am above below. That's for sure.
Thanks for the lesson.
Please, continue
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2013 14:01:44 GMT -5
do any of you ever get the idea that loony is laughing her ass off, reading the comments everyone posts
either she is the worst business person i have ever heard of....
or she is brilliant, and playing this entire site for laughs
and at this point....i really cant tell which way i think anymore
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Mar 20, 2013 14:22:16 GMT -5
LOL! Well done Loonya. Definite A in wiseassery.
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Post by alabamagal on Mar 20, 2013 14:29:27 GMT -5
That was funny!!!
POS System is "Piece of S**t" System though
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2013 14:30:12 GMT -5
Wrong Dark- she got POS wrong, & that one is obvious too  |
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Mar 20, 2013 14:43:17 GMT -5
10 questions, so they're each worth 10%. She missed one, which drops her to 90%, but did the extra credit, which bumped her back up to 100%.
Besides, it's my test, I can grade it however I want. She could have just posted a picture of her boobs and I would have given her an A.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2013 14:48:46 GMT -5
<<waits anxiously for the next lesson>>  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2013 14:51:28 GMT -5
10 questions, so they're each worth 10%. She missed one, which drops her to 90%, but did the extra credit, which bumped her back up to 100%. Besides, it's my test, I can grade it however I want. She could have just posted a picture of her boobs and I would have given her an A.shouldn't that depend on the condition of said boobs? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2013 14:57:47 GMT -5
10 questions, so they're each worth 10%. She missed one, which drops her to 90%, but did the extra credit, which bumped her back up to 100%. Besides, it's my test, I can grade it however I want. She could have just posted a picture of her boobs and I would have given her an A.shouldn't that depend on the condition of said boobs? We could have a rousing game of boobs or knees. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2013 15:03:19 GMT -5
LMFAO!
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Mar 20, 2013 15:05:49 GMT -5
<<waits anxiously for the next lesson>> Considering your signature I must ask...are you waiting eating popcorn or being busy other way? YEP! About boobs condition. If you laying on the floor face up and I am hanging over you - great boobs condition! So it deserves A+. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2013 15:14:08 GMT -5
<<waits anxiously for the next lesson>> Considering your signature I must ask...are you waiting eating popcorn or being busy other way? YEP! About boobs condition. If you laying on the floor face up and I am hanging over you - great boobs condition! So it deserves A+. loonie- if you must know I am planning a movie date with you and I am cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag  |
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Post by MarleyKeezy78 on Mar 20, 2013 18:16:24 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2013 18:37:44 GMT -5
do any of you ever get the idea that loony is laughing her ass off, reading the comments everyone posts either she is the worst business person i have ever heard of.... or she is brilliant, and playing this entire site for laughs and at this point....i really cant tell which way i think anymore I think she's serious about most of her questions and I think she's pretty funny when she's not being mean. As far as being horrible at running a business or being brilliant and playing this site for laughs, I think it's a bit of all of that, not either or. I like loony and want her to succeed. She's spunky even when she's doing things ass-backwards. Her threads are usually good for a few smiles, like this one. |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Mar 20, 2013 18:50:33 GMT -5
LMAO, Loony!! I also agree POS system should mean piece of shit.  I think these are my favorites: Sales Metrics it's not English Sales per square foot square shoes Sales per linear foot also something orthopedic |
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Post by thyme4change on Mar 20, 2013 18:57:07 GMT -5
I think she could do better if she wanted to.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2013 22:32:20 GMT -5
Why didn't you ask her about Net Promoter Score? I'd like her perspective on that.
I thought Loonya was bailing out on the shop to go back to a life of IT or something that required being in an office at a desk of tedium. What happened there? Why are you quizzing her on business?
Is Dark hiring Loonya to run his next shop? Who would kill who first in that scenario?
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Post by Peace77 on Mar 21, 2013 1:06:01 GMT -5
Forget about the store. Start a new career in comedy.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 21, 2013 9:22:18 GMT -5
Wait....you're telling stories about horses smoking dope (high pony tales)? And you said your blueberries were in mint condition. Now their sale is gross? I'm soooooooo confused. |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Mar 21, 2013 13:42:29 GMT -5
I've decided to pursue the human breastmilk ice cream thing. I heard they're testing breast milk therapy as a way to help treat intestinal disorders in adults which are on the rise they think due to the ridiculous amount of processed food we eat destroying the bacterial colonies that live in our guts and break down our food for us. I know Loony has Amish connections so I'm hoping she can help me get a clean supply of breast milk from folks that don't eat any processed food. It'll be the next health food craze, watch. Friggin gold mine. Can't miss.
I just need Loony to stop obsessing about fruit for ten minutes and focus. She'll be an equal partner because I need a non whitey mcwhiteguy to qualify for SBA loans and grants and whatnot. That means she needs to at least kind of sound like she knows what she's talking about, hence the business vocabulary lessons.
Oh, and if any of you steal my human breast milk ice cream idea I'll hunt you down and kill you. I can put a bullet through a quarter from 200 yards and my one regret about my time in the military is that I never got to shoot anyone.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 13:48:43 GMT -5
I've decided to pursue the human breastmilk ice cream thing. I heard they're testing breast milk therapy as a way to help treat intestinal disorders in adults which are on the rise they think due to the ridiculous amount of processed food we eat destroying the bacterial colonies that live in our guts and break down our food for us. I know Loony has Amish connections so I'm hoping she can help me get a clean supply of breast milk from folks that don't eat any processed food. It'll be the next health food craze, watch. Friggin gold mine. Can't miss. I just need Loony to stop obsessing about fruit for ten minutes and focus. She'll be an equal partner because I need a non whitey mcwhiteguy to qualify for SBA loans and grants and whatnot. That means she needs to at least kind of sound like she knows what she's talking about, hence the business vocabulary lessons. Oh, and if any of you steal my human breast milk ice cream idea I'll hunt you down and kill you. I can put a bullet through a quarter from 200 yards and my one regret about my time in the military is that I never got to shoot anyone. Good luck getting FDA approval. |
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Mar 21, 2013 13:51:22 GMT -5
Dietary supplements don't need to be registered or approved by FDA. It's a nontraditional treatment for intestinal balance, not a food.
Next.
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Mar 21, 2013 13:51:37 GMT -5
There is or was someone out there that sold breastmilk cheese.
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Post by swamp on Mar 21, 2013 13:52:37 GMT -5
It's kind of hard to shoot someone from behind a computer screen tucked away in a mountain.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 13:56:06 GMT -5
Supposedly sperm is choc full of nutrients - why not make breastmilk-sperm smoothies?  |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Mar 21, 2013 13:56:43 GMT -5
That's why I volunteered for sniper school, and multiple combat com deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan. My damn commander wouldn't release me from my controlled tour though. I was "mission essential". My fucking foot. I'm sure there would have been plenty of folks in combat com units that would have happily traded places with me and sat under a mountain for a couple years.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Mar 21, 2013 13:58:37 GMT -5
Maybe, but it tastes like shit and doesn't have the intestinal bacteria starter colonies like breast milk does. Plus I'm not sure Amish guys are allowed to yank it.
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Post by swamp on Mar 21, 2013 13:59:29 GMT -5
Maybe, but it tastes like shit and doesn't have the intestinal bacteria starter colonies like breast milk does. Plus I'm not sure Amish guys are allowed to yank it. do i want to know why dark knows what semen tastes like............. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 14:00:11 GMT -5
Maybe, but it tastes like shit. And you know this because...... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 14:00:54 GMT -5
Lmao, swamp - great minds!
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