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Post by DebMD (banned) on Feb 7, 2011 11:23:39 GMT -5
No taxes owed.
I'd not buy and island.
;D
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Post by verrip1 on Feb 7, 2011 11:27:48 GMT -5
Buy a switchblade and brag about it to Apple.
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Post by Opti on Feb 7, 2011 11:37:12 GMT -5
Pay my debts, fix my car, fund my retirement and take some classes.
And celebrate!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2011 11:39:39 GMT -5
Start interviewing fee only financial planners.
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Post by Taxman10 on Feb 7, 2011 11:48:23 GMT -5
$1 million in CDs
$1 million in mutual funds at Vanguard
$1 million in cash with a yearly allowance of $75,000
$200,000 pay off house and retire.
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Post by thyme4change on Feb 7, 2011 11:56:23 GMT -5
I'd buy a new car, invest the rest and go back to work.
Okay - I'd also buy a few pieces of furniture, and finish a couple other projects around the house. I'd also book a ski trip for spring break. But, overall, I'd spend less than $75k.
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Post by Tired Tess on Feb 7, 2011 11:57:57 GMT -5
Ditto what taxman10 wrote!
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Post by swamp on Feb 7, 2011 12:08:18 GMT -5
I'd buy 3.2 green dresses, a house, some furniture for your house like an ottoman, and dijon ketchup.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2011 12:09:39 GMT -5
I'd buy 3.2 green dresses, a house, some furniture for your house like an ottoman, and dijon ketchup. Not a real green dress. That's cruel. |
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Feb 7, 2011 12:11:29 GMT -5
Dijon ketchup...not Dijon mustard??  |
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Feb 7, 2011 12:13:57 GMT -5
I'd buy 3.2 green dresses, a house, some furniture for your house like an ottoman, and dijon ketchup. Would you be a personal shopper? |
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Post by Befferz on Feb 7, 2011 12:14:58 GMT -5
And don't forget a Garfunkel!
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Post by swamp on Feb 7, 2011 12:15:48 GMT -5
I'd also take a limousine to the store, because it costs more.
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Post by swamp on Feb 7, 2011 12:16:10 GMT -5
I'd buy 3.2 green dresses, a house, some furniture for your house like an ottoman, and dijon ketchup. Would you be a personal shopper? Yes, a bare naked one. |
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Post by Taxman10 on Feb 7, 2011 12:16:40 GMT -5
Ditto what taxman10 wrote! Karma for you!  |
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Post by swamp on Feb 7, 2011 12:16:50 GMT -5
Dijon ketchup...not Dijon mustard?? I'd put the dijon ketchup on my prewrapped bacon. |
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Post by thyme4change on Feb 7, 2011 12:20:59 GMT -5
Alright...
What's a 3.2 dress?
What's a Garfunkle?
Dijon ketchup?
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Post by flopsy on Feb 7, 2011 12:23:19 GMT -5
some new running shoes and a pack of gum for each of my friends because i'm generous
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Post by swamp on Feb 7, 2011 12:25:53 GMT -5
Alright... What's a 3.2 dress? What's a Garfunkle? Dijon ketchup? Listen to the song "If I had a $1,000,000" by the Bare Naked Ladies and you'll get it. |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Feb 7, 2011 12:28:16 GMT -5
I'd buy a $3.2 million house and then bitch about how I lost it because I could not afford the property taxes.  |
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Feb 7, 2011 12:29:49 GMT -5
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Post by thyme4change on Feb 7, 2011 12:31:19 GMT -5
They don't say 3.2 green dress.
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Post by thyme4change on Feb 7, 2011 12:31:55 GMT -5
duh- I got it now. Sorry - Superbowl hangover.
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Post by swamp on Feb 7, 2011 12:32:26 GMT -5
it's 1 green dress for a $1M, so if I got $3.2M, I'd buy 3.2 dresses. Easy peasy.
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Post by swamp on Feb 7, 2011 12:32:43 GMT -5
duh- I got it now. Sorry - Superbowl hangover. Gotcha. |
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Post by Apple on Feb 7, 2011 12:34:10 GMT -5
Buy a switchblade and brag about it to Apple. You'd have to buy two otherwise you can't really "brag" cuz I already got one |
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Feb 7, 2011 12:36:03 GMT -5
Green dress is mentioned in my version posted. |
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Post by showtime on Feb 7, 2011 12:38:18 GMT -5
Pay for DebMd's spelling and grammar lesson. "I'd not buy and islands?" $3.2M is a lot of money...not sure if it's enough to retire on.....but I wouldn't mind having that kind of problem -Showtime |
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Post by Apple on Feb 7, 2011 12:39:07 GMT -5
Barenaked Ladies?......
I would hide out under there. (after I bedazzeled "I KWIT" on my ass and laughed in all my coworkers' faces, of course--and yes I realize it's not in that song)
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Post by swamp on Feb 7, 2011 12:40:09 GMT -5
Green dress is mentioned in my version posted. But only 1 green dress. |
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