ihearyou2
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Post by ihearyou2 on Feb 4, 2011 10:55:19 GMT -5
Any ideas, I was thinking of trying to consume a gallon of guacamole and finish off 18 cans of beer duing the Super Bowl. An alternative was to cover myself in guacamole and streak down a busy street. I've also always wanted to urinate in public I know that's gross but the dogs doing it have caught my interest.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 10:58:20 GMT -5
Don't let us stop you. You should do what we all do when we want to hurt ourselves................hook up with omni.
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ihearyou2
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Post by ihearyou2 on Feb 4, 2011 10:58:33 GMT -5
Um...I was with you through the guacamole thing. But, you lost me on "urinating in public". I ws thinking not to make it too evident maybe just behind one of those big trash bins so you know waht I'm doing but you don't have to watch.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Feb 4, 2011 10:58:45 GMT -5
IHOP, if you finish off 18 cans of beer and a gallon of guacamole, you may not have any choice but to pee in public. You may not be welcome anywhere private, if you follow my drift.
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ihearyou2
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Post by ihearyou2 on Feb 4, 2011 11:01:19 GMT -5
IHOP, if you finish off 18 cans of beer and a gallon of guacamole, you may not have any choice but to pee in public. You may not be welcome anywhere private, if you follow my drift. Nancy I take that as an invitation for Sunday, I am SO there...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 11:20:29 GMT -5
May I suggest a full body waxing before applying the guacamole?
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ihearyou2
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Post by ihearyou2 on Feb 4, 2011 11:21:21 GMT -5
May I suggest a full body waxing before applying the guacamole? Only if you apply the wax to the most sensitive spots...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 11:25:23 GMT -5
What's in it for me if I agree?
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Feb 4, 2011 11:27:12 GMT -5
Urinating in public is an arrestable offense. I dunno... posting from jail might not be fun. Or if you get a Gianto fine from this might be a reeeaal bummer. Bubba may still remember you.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Feb 4, 2011 11:32:00 GMT -5
I realy want to do something self-destructive!!!A meet up with Bubba would fullfill this!
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Post by ihearyou2 on Feb 4, 2011 11:32:54 GMT -5
What's in it for me if I agree? I was thinking a gallon of guacamole and I'll blow dry your hair?
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Post by ihearyou2 on Feb 4, 2011 11:35:45 GMT -5
Really, if you want to ruin yourself for today, DebMD and I highly recommend listing to Wiz Khalifa's Black and Yellow song over and over again until your head explodes. I love Black and Yellow and I got yellow down pretty well with my golden shower escapades.... SIng with me golden showers golden showers golden showers...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 11:41:27 GMT -5
BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW...
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Post by ktunes on Feb 4, 2011 11:44:20 GMT -5
you could go to the game threads and play until you go numb...
...while drinking 18 cans of beer and eating a gallon of guacamole...
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Post by ihearyou2 on Feb 4, 2011 11:45:43 GMT -5
Yeah uh huh you know what it is, snerd sing it babes...
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Post by Befferz on Feb 4, 2011 11:46:48 GMT -5
Really, if you want to ruin yourself for today, DebMD and I highly recommend listing to Wiz Khalifa's Black and Yellow song over and over again until your head explodes. That song makes me stabby.
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Post by Befferz on Feb 4, 2011 11:47:45 GMT -5
18 cans of beer and guacamole. What is so extreme about that? That would be normal around here. What is this "normal" of which you speak?
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Post by ihearyou2 on Feb 4, 2011 11:48:24 GMT -5
I've also always wanted to jump off a pier into the ocean but I'm afraid of hitting the pylons and its damn cold this time of year maybe with a wetsuit...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 11:55:18 GMT -5
mmmm.... I wish I had some guacamole right now....
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Post by Befferz on Feb 4, 2011 12:00:11 GMT -5
Well, I do like guacamole, but not beer.
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Post by TD2K on Feb 4, 2011 12:01:56 GMT -5
Well, I do like guacamole, but not beer. Beff, Beff, Beff, there's so much to teach you
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Feb 4, 2011 12:02:57 GMT -5
Really, if you want to ruin yourself for today, DebMD and I highly recommend listing to Wiz Khalifa's Black and Yellow song over and over again until your head explodes. HeY I already started a thread about Black and Yellow last week after hearing Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow. Hope IHOP doesn't get a tummy ache after all that Guac and beer, or in trouble for peeing!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 12:02:58 GMT -5
What'd I ever do to you?!?!?!
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Post by Befferz on Feb 4, 2011 12:04:07 GMT -5
Well, I do like guacamole, but not beer. Beff, Beff, Beff, there's so much to teach you And I suppose you're volunteering to teach me?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 12:04:24 GMT -5
See? Snerdly thinks I'm likable!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 12:04:41 GMT -5
I don't like beer either -- it takes like spoiled soda... if there were such a thing.
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Post by Befferz on Feb 4, 2011 12:04:47 GMT -5
What'd I ever do to you?!?!?! Aww, it's just beer I don't like, not Beer. B Beer!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 12:05:08 GMT -5
Et tu, Jen?!?!
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Post by Befferz on Feb 4, 2011 12:05:13 GMT -5
Well, I do like guacamole, but not beer. I think you are confused. That doesn't even make sense! I know I'm confused. How does that not make sense?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2011 12:05:48 GMT -5
dt beff, too!
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