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Post by Firebird on Sept 13, 2012 19:03:29 GMT -5
Oh, oh, I get it. Girls are like locks and boys are like keys... if are a key and you can open a lot of locks, you're a master key, but if you are a lock that can be opened by lots of keys then you're a shitty lock.
Right?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2012 19:04:29 GMT -5
P.S. I'm personally very disappointed at the way the Doxie thread is going. We used to be able to count on her threads for some real juice. This one... nothing. Well, ya can't blame me, i tried to keep it going.
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Post by Firebird on Sept 13, 2012 19:05:32 GMT -5
Yeah but you were being much too logical.
Say one of your weird things and I'll argue with you.
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Post by Firebird on Sept 13, 2012 19:10:14 GMT -5
The world according to Tucker Max
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2012 19:17:25 GMT -5
Yeah but you were being much too logical. Say one of your weird things and I'll argue with you. What "weird" things? I think you basically agree with most eveything i say but just are afraid to admit it!
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Post by Firebird on Sept 13, 2012 19:22:30 GMT -5
What weird things? Crap. This is frustrating because you've said so many and I can't call them to mind at the moment!
Just start listing your beliefs and I'm sure I'll spot a few that made me go "shooby be crazy."
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Post by Firebird on Sept 13, 2012 19:25:39 GMT -5
Anyone feel that it's hypocritical to celebrate Christmas if you're an atheist, which I do and I am?
No more than it's hypocritical for non-pagans to celebrate Halloween.
Christmas is as much a commercial/Westernized holiday as it is a religious one. Otherwise it wouldn't be a bank holiday. We don't get All-Saints Day or Passover off work.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2012 19:29:04 GMT -5
What weird things? Crap. This is frustrating because you've said so many and I can't call them to mind at the moment! Just start listing your beliefs and I'm sure I'll spot a few that made me go "shooby be crazy." You can't think of anything cuz you secretely AGREE! Come out of the closet into the light!
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Post by Firebird on Sept 13, 2012 19:30:18 GMT -5
No, I can't think of any because the baby is eating my brain - starting with my memory. She's a Zombie Baby.
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Post by Firebird on Sept 13, 2012 19:33:53 GMT -5
Oh sorry, I forgot we were supposed to be arguing. It's COMPLETELY hypocritical, you hypocritical atheist!!! And by the way, you are going to Hell so I hope you like hot weather!
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Post by Firebird on Sept 13, 2012 19:44:51 GMT -5
Oh, I've got a better one... HOW CAN YOU BE A GOOD PERSON IF YOU DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD? HUH??!!?!?
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Post by swamp on Sept 13, 2012 20:36:12 GMT -5
Anyone feel that it's hypocritical to celebrate Christmas if you're an atheist, which I do and I am? Not if you're in it for the egg nog.
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Post by Firebird on Sept 13, 2012 20:40:56 GMT -5
Or the presents.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2012 20:48:14 GMT -5
And, then we can argue about which color should be first in the rainbow! lol Roy G Biv! ;D
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Post by weltschmerz on Sept 14, 2012 0:24:30 GMT -5
Oh, I've got a better one... HOW CAN YOU BE A GOOD PERSON IF YOU DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD? HUH??!!?!? I happen to think I'm a BETTER person, because I am good just for the sake of being good and not because some lame commandments tell me to be good. So there, nyah nyah. What's wrong with you? Don't you know the only reason to be good is to score points in the afterlife? Seriously, who does that?
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 14, 2012 8:41:16 GMT -5
Somebody say something controversial. This place is sort of quiet this morning.
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Post by swamp on Sept 14, 2012 9:07:53 GMT -5
Somebody say something controversial. This place is sort of quiet this morning. Jesus loves me. But he thinks you're an asshole. He told me so.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 14, 2012 9:12:54 GMT -5
LMAO!
Those are the voices in your head - not Jesus, Miss I Know Everything! You should be committed. AND you are going to hell. So there.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2012 9:15:26 GMT -5
Of course, you can say all you want about Jesus, and yet nobody is burning down embassies or beheading nonbelievers because their so called sensibilities are offended. Yet, these same "sensibilities" allow them to kill "infidels", sodomize them and then drag their bodies through the street and also butcher and maim their own women and children.
How am i doing? ;D
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 14, 2012 9:18:15 GMT -5
Uh oh.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2012 9:24:17 GMT -5
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 14, 2012 9:30:19 GMT -5
I hate that dancing banana. It's stupid.
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Post by midjd on Sept 14, 2012 9:35:31 GMT -5
Nah, people did that for centuries... I think they're bored with setting stuff on fire for Jesus now.
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Post by swamp on Sept 14, 2012 9:48:04 GMT -5
Nah, people did that for centuries... I think they're bored with setting stuff on fire for Jesus now. Setting stuff on fire for Jesus. Awesome.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 14, 2012 10:07:36 GMT -5
Dang. Everybody must be all mellow and gearing up for the weekend.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2012 10:24:03 GMT -5
Swamp, Tina and wiz are coming for a visit this weekend! I am too excited to be snarky right now.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 14, 2012 10:25:06 GMT -5
Awesome, Beer. Hope you all have a great time. And stay out of jail. Or at least have plenty of bail money.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Sept 14, 2012 10:25:21 GMT -5
I hate that dancing banana.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2012 10:27:19 GMT -5
We're much too old to get into any trouble.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2012 10:27:41 GMT -5
Crud. Forgot to post the banana again.
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