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Post by jennml on Feb 1, 2011 14:24:51 GMT -5
It's the Revenge of the Nerds on EE!!! <<Jenn wonders if the old standby Ctrl-Alt-Del would save her>>
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KaraBoo
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Post by KaraBoo on Feb 1, 2011 14:24:55 GMT -5
I finally saw the post myself and I agree it's creepy. The mis-spellings in it (disguised as dialect - lots of ta's in that post) remind me of EFCO.
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The J
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Post by The J on Feb 1, 2011 14:27:12 GMT -5
Giving people the idea that posters are being cloned really lacks in the humor department guys. Sorry. I can honestly tell you that I did not write the post that you see there.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 1, 2011 14:27:50 GMT -5
J, you put these poor ladies through emotional distress. And not the kind when they see your horrible real-life resemblance to a penguin and have nightmares about it. Do you know how many Internet scams there are out there that start out with a cross-eyed pirate penguin inviting you to his magical thread? Seven! That's how many! It starts out with "Ahoy me pallies" or whatever and then moves onto asking for credit card numbers and social insurance number mail-ins. J, you crook! I only gave that penguin my Visa number because he looked so deceptively cute! You crook you crook you crook you CROOK!
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Post by jennml on Feb 1, 2011 14:31:03 GMT -5
And not the kind when they see your horrible real-life resemblance to a penguin and have nightmares about it. J?!?!?! Are you going to take that lying down???
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The J
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Post by The J on Feb 1, 2011 14:31:53 GMT -5
And not the kind when they see your horrible real-life resemblance to a penguin and have nightmares about it. J?!?!?! Are you going to take that lying down??? He speaks the truth
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 1, 2011 14:35:38 GMT -5
The fact that you include J in the above indicates that you likely don't know as much about this whole affair as you think you do.
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Post by jennml on Feb 1, 2011 14:35:59 GMT -5
J?!?!?! Are you going to take that lying down??? He speaks the truth You didn't give me any nightmares I just got an incredible urge to watch Happy Feet ;D
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Feb 1, 2011 14:37:28 GMT -5
I got the message several times this morning; also did not click on it, but reported it to one of the admins. Did not mention it until now, because I knew at some point, there would be some (barely) logical explanation for it all.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 1, 2011 14:38:32 GMT -5
No cloning was necessary. But somebody might have added a few words to J's post.
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Post by jennml on Feb 1, 2011 14:39:28 GMT -5
Obviously, Virgil is owning this debacle ::sigh::
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Post by KaraBoo on Feb 1, 2011 14:40:24 GMT -5
No cloning was necessary. But somebody might have added a few words to J's post. Might have added a few words? More like a whole paragraph!
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 1, 2011 14:42:00 GMT -5
*Sigh* The penguincredible sails no more. function VGThread() { this.sEE_URL = 'http://notmsnmoney.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fun'; this.sDB_URL = 'http://notmsnmoney.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=betterunviewed&thread=2481'; this.iBG1_RGB = [255,229,179]; this.iBG2_RGB = [230,230,230]; this.sUserNick = pb_displayname.match( /\S*\b|$/ )[0]; this.iReplyCount = 0; this.sIntro = ('`````````````````````````' + 'The other day, upon the stair,\n' + 'I saw a thread that wasn\'t there.\n\n' + 'It wasn\'t there again today.\n' + 'I wish I wish it\'d go away.```````````````````').replace( /\n/g, '```````````·' );
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var eDiv = document.createElement('div'); eDiv.innerHTML = sHTML; var eTR = eDiv.getElementsByTagName('tr')[0], eReply = document.getElementById( 'VGTReplies' ).children[0];
eReply.insertBefore( eTR, eReply.rows[eReply.rows.length-1] ); }
this.isBCLoaded = function( oDoc ) { try { vGT.vBCxAlt.oDoc = oDoc; oDoc = vGT.vBCxAlt.getReplyInfo( vGT.vBCxAlt.getReplyObj( 0 ) ).iPostID; } catch( eStar ) { delete vGT.vBCxAlt.oDoc; delete vGT.vBCxAlt.oReplyCache; return eStar === 'e*'; /* a.k.a. === false; just... don't ask :P */ } delete vGT.vBCxAlt.oDoc;
return true; };
this.forBCLoad = function() { VGThread.bind( document, 'keyup', VGThread.oKeyMap, VGThread.handleKeystroke ); VGThread.bindCopy(); vGT.isDBLoaded = true; vGT.checkLoads(); }
this.introAnim = function() { var c = this.sIntro.charAt( this.iIntroFrame ); var eIntro = document.getElementById( 'VGTIntro' ); if( c == '·' ) eIntro.innerHTML += '<br/>'; else if( c != '`' ) eIntro.innerHTML += c;
if( this.iIntroFrame >= this.sIntro.length ) { clearInterval( this.oIntroInt ); delete this.oIntroInt; vGT.isIntroLoaded = true; vGT.checkLoads(); } else this.iIntroFrame++; }
this.checkLoads = function() { if( this.isIntroLoaded && this.isDBLoaded ) { vGT.vBCxAlt.callbackOnReplyObs( { forBCReplyObj : function( oReply ) { vGT.appendReply( VGThread.decodeReply( vGT.vBCxAlt.getReplyInfo( oReply ).getMessage() ) ); } } );
document.getElementById( 'JKarma' ).innerHTML = '220'; this.oKarmaInt = setInterval( 'vGT.karmaAnim()', 500 ); } }
this.karmaAnim = function() { var eKarma1 = document.getElementById( 'JKarma' ), eKarma2 = document.getElementById( 'VGTKarma' );
if( eKarma1 ) eKarma1.innerHTML = parseInt( eKarma1.innerHTML ) + 3; if( eKarma2 ) eKarma2.innerHTML = parseInt( eKarma2.innerHTML ) + 1; }
this.countdownAnim = function() { var eCounter = document.getElementById( 'VGTCountdown' ); var iCounter = parseInt( eCounter.innerHTML ) - 1; if( iCounter == 0 ) { eCounter.innerHTML = '0'; clearInterval( this.oCountInt ); document.location = this.sEE_URL; delete this.oCountInt; } else { eCounter.innerHTML = iCounter; } }
this.doQuote = function() { alert( '"There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of ' + 'pirates."\n - James Russell Lowell' ); }
this.doReportToMod = function() { alert( 'Flounderin\' flippers! Ye be reportin\' me ta moonbeam!?!\n\n' + 'Matey, ya cut me deep! Ya made dis ol\' pengie cry, ya did.\n\n' + 'I best be leavin\' ye now.' );
document.location = vGT.sEE_URL; }
this.doSubmit = function() { var sUBBC = Encoder.htmlDecode( document.getElementById( 'VGTMessage' ).value ); if( sUBBC.replace( /\s/g, '' ).length == 0 ) { alert( 'Y\'arrrr! Ye gots ta put in da words, ye swabbie!' ); return; }
disable( document.getElementById( 'VGTPostForm' ) ); document.getElementById( 'VGTMessage' ).disabled = true; this.vBCxAlt.sendPM( 'arrrrr', 'Reply to the Penguincredible', sUBBC ); this.oPostSubTimer = setTimeout( 'vGT.doPostSubmit()', 1200 ); }
this.doPostSubmit = function() { delete this.oPostSubTimer; this.appendReply( { sPosterID : pb_username, sPosterDisplayID : pb_displayname, sStarSpec : '3starred', sAvURL : 'http://all-people-have-seen-this-man-in-their-dreams.tk/unknown-person.gif', sAvWidth : '100', sAvHeight : '100', sMembership : 'Deckhand in Waitin\'', sJoined : ['Jan','Feb','Mar','Apr','May','Jun','Jul','Aug','Sep','Oct','Nov','Dec'][(new Date()). getMonth()] + ' ' + (new Date()).getFullYear(), sSpecialGender : 'Honorary Pengie <img width="10" height="10" ' + 'src="http://icdn.pro/images/en/p/e/penguin-icone-4363-128.png" />', sPostCount : '1 (as me crewmate)', sKarma : '<span id="VGTKarma">106</span>', sSubject : 'Arrrrr! has Yer Application, Matey! Dis T\'read Be Disappearin\' in ' + '<a id="VGTCountdown">20</a> Seconds', sMessage : '<center><i><br/>Dis message be under review fer content by Arrrrr!<br/><br/>' + 'But ya taken da first step, me swabbie. Ya taken da first step.</i></center>', sTimestamp : 'Reply #' + this.iReplyCount + ' on ' + vBCx.getTimestamp(), sSignature : 'Remember matey, me an\' da J be watchin\' ya. <i>A-harrrrrrr!</i>' } );
/* IE seems to choke on the following. */
if( (!-[1,]) ) {} else window.location.hash = 'VGTCountdown';
this.oCountInt = setInterval( 'vGT.countdownAnim()', 1000 ); this.iFlashFrame = 0; this.isFlashBG1 = (this.iReplyCount %2 == 1); this.oFlash1 = document.getElementById( 'VGTTD1_' + this.iReplyCount ); this.oFlash2 = document.getElementById( 'VGTTD2_' + this.iReplyCount ); this.oFlashInt = setInterval( 'vGT.flashAnim()', 25 );
clearInterval( this.oKarmaInt ); this.oKarmaInt = setInterval( 'vGT.karmaAnim()', 40 ); }
this.flashAnim = function() { var c = this.getFlashColor( this.iFlashFrame/50, this.isFlashBG1 ); this.oFlash1.style.backgroundColor = 'rgb(' + c + ')'; this.oFlash2.style.backgroundColor = 'rgb(' + c + ')'; if( this.iFlashFrame == 50 ) { clearInterval( this.oFlashInt ); delete this.oFlashInt; delete this.oFlash1; delete this.oFlash2; delete this.isFlashBG1; delete this.iFlashFrame; } else { this.iFlashFrame++; } }
this.getFlashColor = function( rTime, isBG1 ) { var rI = 0.8 if( rTime < rI ) { var i = Math.floor( 256*Math.sqrt( rTime/rI ) ); return '' + i +',' + i + ',' + i; } var iBG = isBG1 ? this.iBG1_RGB : this.iBG2_RGB; var iR = Math.round( iBG[0] + (255 - iBG[0])*Math.sqrt((1 - rTime)/(1 - rI)) ), iG = Math.round( iBG[1] + (255 - iBG[1])*Math.sqrt((1 - rTime)/(1 - rI)) ), iB = Math.round( iBG[2] + (255 - iBG[2])*Math.sqrt((1 - rTime)/(1 - rI)) );
return '' + iR +',' + iG + ',' + iB; }
this.applyVGStyle = function() { var sCSS = 'td.windowbg { background-color:rgb(255,229,179); }\n' + 'td.windowbg2 { background-color:rgb(230,230,230); }\n' + 'td.catbg { background-color:black; }\n' + 'font.cattext { color:white; }\n' + 'td.titlebg { background-color:rgb(255,255,159); }';
this.eVGStyle = document.createElement( 'style' ); this.eVGStyle.type = "text/css"; if( this.eVGStyle.styleSheet ) this.eVGStyle.styleSheet.cssText = sCSS; else this.eVGStyle.appendChild( document.createTextNode( sCSS ) );
document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild( this.eVGStyle ); }
var sTitleBarHTML = '<tr><td class="titlebg" width="100%" colspan="2">' + '<table width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr>' + '<td width="50%">' + '<font class="titletext" size="1">' + 'Page 1 of 0 » Does this thread really exist?' + '</font>' + '</td>' + '<td width="50%" align="right">' + '<img src="http://png.findicons.com/files/icons/1622/tux_penguin/24/penguin_3.png" />' + '</td>' + '</tr></table>' + '</td></tr>';
var sScopeResBar = '<a class="nav" href="' + this.sEE_URL + '">Home of The J and the Penguin Folk</a>' + ' :: ' + 'The J\'s Penguincredible Thread!' + '<br/>';
var sHTML = '<table width="92%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center">' + '<tr><td width="100%" valign="top">' + '<br/>' + sScopeResBar + '<table class="bordercolor" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" ' + 'bgcolor="#000000">' + '<tr><td><table width="100%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="4" border="0" id="VGTReplies">' + sTitleBarHTML + '<tr>' + '<td class="catbg" width="20%" valign="middle" align="left">' + '<font class="cattext" size="-1">' + '<img src="http://katushka.net/img/gold.png" border="0" align="middle" /> ' + '<b>Author</b>' + '</font>' + '</td>' + '<td class="catbg" width="80%" valign="middle" align="left">' + '<font class="cattext" size="-1">' + 'Topic: Welcome to Our Newest Penguinsider: ' + pb_displayname + '!' + '</font>' + '</td>' + '</tr>' + sTitleBarHTML + '</table></td></tr>' + '</table>' + '<br/>' + '<br/>' + '<table class="bordercolor" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0" ' + 'bgcolor="#000000">' + '<tr><td><table width="100%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="4" border="0">' + '<tr><td class="titlebg" width="100%">' + '<font size="2" color="#000000"><b>Quick Reply</b></font>' + '</td></tr>' + '<tr><td class="windowbg" width="100%">' + '<table width="100%"><tr>' + '<td><font size="2">' + 'Yer Message:' + '<br/>' + '<form id="VGTPostForm">' + '<textarea id="VGTMessage" accesskey="q" name="message" cols="100" rows="5">' + '</textarea>' + '<br/>' + '<input type="button" accesskey="s" onclick="vGT.doSubmit()" ' + 'value="Post Reply" />' + '<font size="1">' + ' Shortcut to Quick Reply box: Penguin+Q.' + ' Shortcut to post message: Penguin+S.' + '</font>' + '</form>' + '</font></td>' + '<td valign="middle" align="center">' + '<table border="0" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" bgcolor="#000000">' + '<tr><td class="windowbg">' + '<img src="http://png.findicons.com/files/icons/1622/tux_penguin/128/penguin_3.png" border="0" />' + '</td></tr>' + '</table>' + '</td>' + '</tr></table>' + '</td></tr>' + '</table></td></tr>' + '</table>' + sScopeResBar + '</td></tr>' + '</table>';
var sAction = ptxGetSpecSysVar( 'vsVGTAction' ); if( sAction == 'complete' ) { /* do nothing */ } else if( vBCx.isThreadList() && (sAction == 'force' || (sAction == '' && this.isTriggered())) ) {
/* Launch thread list prompt. */
if( sAction == 'force' ) ptxSetSpecSysVar( 'vsVGTAction', 'complete' );
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vBCx.insertThread( iRow, -1, 'http://katushka.net/img/gold.png', 'http://png.findicons.com/files/icons/1622/tux_penguin/24/penguin_3.png', { sSubject : 'The J\'s Penguincredible Thread is Calling You, ' + this.sUserNick, sHREF : vBCx.getThreadInfo( oThreads[i] ).getSubjectURL(), sSubjTitle : 'Join the J in his penguincredible world of magic, piratin\', and infinite karma!' }, 'Arrrrr!, da Piratey Penguin', 'Rum', 'Piratin\'', { sPostDate : '<b>Tomorrow</b>, 13:00am', sPosterDisplayID : pb_displayname }, { sBGC1 : '#ffe59f', sBGC2 : '#e0e0e0', sLinkStyleForce : 'color:black;', sFontStyleForce : 'color:black;', isSuspendHighlight : true, sSubjOnClick : 'ptxSetSpecSysVar(\'vsVGTAction\',\'deploy\');' } ); } else if( sAction == 'deploy' ) {
/* Launch thread code. */
ptxSetSpecSysVar( 'vsVGTAction', 'complete' ); this.applyVGStyle(); with( document.body.style ) { backgroundImage = 'url(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8544/penguingd.jpg)'; backgroundColor = 'white'; backgroundAttachment = 'fixed'; backgroundPosition = 'right bottom'; backgroundRepeat = 'no-repeat'; } vBCx.getSubtitleObj().innerHTML = '« The J\'s Penguincredible Thread! »'; document.title = 'The J\'s Penguincredible Thread!';
var eAFP = vBCx.getTopLevelTable(); var eDiv = document.createElement('div'); eDiv.innerHTML = sHTML; eDiv = eDiv.children[0]; eAFP.parentNode.insertBefore( eDiv, eAFP ); eAFP.parentNode.removeChild( eAFP );
var eIntro = document.createElement('div'); with( eIntro ) { setAttribute( 'align', 'center' ); setAttribute( 'id', 'VGTIntro' ); style.marginTop = '30px'; style.fontWeight = 'bold'; style.fontFamily = 'Times New Roman'; style.fontSize = '14pt'; } eDiv.parentNode.insertBefore( eIntro, eDiv );
this.vBCxAlt = new BoardContext( this.sDB_URL, this ); this.iIntroFrame = 0; this.oIntroInt = setInterval( 'vGT.introAnim()', 40 ); } }
VGThread.decodeReply = function( sCode ) { sCode = sCode.replace( /\s/g, '' );
var sLex = 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890_%./-'; var sDec = ''; for( var i = 0; i < sCode.length; i++ ) { var c = sCode.charAt(i); var i_ = sLex.indexOf( c ); if( i_ == -1 ) sDec += c; else sDec += sLex.charAt( ((i_-44-i*13) %67 + 67) %67 ); }
var sReply = unescape( sDec ).split('·'); var oReply = {}; if( sReply[0] != '||' ) oReply.sPosterURL = sReply[0]; if( sReply[1] != '||' ) oReply.sPosterID = sReply[1]; if( sReply[2] != '||' ) oReply.sPosterOnClick = sReply[2]; oReply.sPosterDisplayID = sReply[3]; oReply.sStarSpec = sReply[4]; oReply.sMembership = sReply[5]; oReply.sAvWidth = sReply[6]; oReply.sAvHeight = sReply[7]; oReply.sAvURL = sReply[8]; if( sReply[9] != '||' ) oReply.sTagLine = sReply[9]; oReply.sJoined = sReply[10]; if( sReply[11] == '||' ) oReply.isMale = (sReply[12] == '1'); else oReply.sSpecialGender = sReply[11]; oReply.sPostCount = sReply[13]; oReply.sKarma = sReply[14]; oReply.sSubject = sReply[15]; oReply.sTimestamp = sReply[16]; if( sReply[17] != '||' ) oReply.sSignature = sReply[17]; oReply.sMessage = sReply[18];
return oReply; }
VGThread.oKeyMap = new Array(); VGThread.oKeyMap[44] = function() { document.body.style.visibility = 'hidden'; alert( 'Flounderin\' flippers! Ye be tryin\' ta screen shot me!?!\n\n' + 'Matey, ya cut me deep! Ya made dis ol\' pengie cry, ya did.\n\n' + 'I best be leavin\' ye now.' );
document.location = vGT.sEE_URL; }
VGThread.oKeyMap[154] = VGThread.oKeyMap[44];
VGThread.addListener = function( a, b, c, d ) { if( a.addEventListener ) { a.addEventListener( b, c, d ); return true; } else if( a.attachEvent ) { return a.attachEvent( "on" + b, c ); } else if( pb_username == 'syonidv' ) { alert( "Handler could not be attached." ); } }
VGThread.bind = function( a, b, c, d ) { return VGThread.addListener( a, b, function() { d.apply( c, arguments ); } ); }
VGThread.handleCopy = function( eData ) { if( !eData ) eData = window.event;
VGThread.cancelEvent( eData ); }
VGThread.bindCopy = function() { if( document.addEventListener ) document.addEventListener( "copy", VGThread.handleCopy, false ); else document.attachEvent( "oncopy", VGThread.handleCopy ); }
VGThread.iForceSeqIdx = 0; VGThread.iForceSeq = [33,34,36,36,36]; VGThread.handleKeystroke = function( eData ) { if( !eData ) eData = window.event; var iKeyCode = !eData.keyCode ? (!eData.which ? eData.charCode : eData.which) : eData.keyCode; if( iKeyCode == VGThread.iForceSeq[VGThread.iForceSeqIdx] ) { if( VGThread.iForceSeqIdx == VGThread.iForceSeq.length-1 ) { ptxSetSpecSysVar( 'vsVGTAction', 'force' ); document.location.reload(); } VGThread.iForceSeqIdx++; } else { VGThread.iForceSeqIdx = 0; } for( var i in this ) { if( iKeyCode == i ) { this[i](eData); break; } } }
VGThread.cancelEvent = function( eData ) { eData.cancelBubble = true; eData.returnValue = false; if( eData.preventDefault ) eData.preventDefault(); if( eData.stopPropagation ) eData.stopPropagation(); return false; }
var vGT; if( pb_username.toLowerCase() != 'guest' ) { if( document.location.href == 'http://notmsnmoney.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fun' ) VGThread.bind( document, 'keyup', VGThread.oKeyMap, VGThread.handleKeystroke );
vGT = new VGThread(); } A beauty, weren't she?
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Post by lisabelle on Feb 1, 2011 14:44:22 GMT -5
I think I just joined this club.....my head is a spinning from the rum...
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Feb 1, 2011 14:57:28 GMT -5
Well, Virgil, that was a program with chutzpah, to say the least. And that's probably not the least people can say about it.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Feb 1, 2011 15:00:01 GMT -5
I finally saw the post myself and I agree it's creepy. The mis-spellings in it (disguised as dialect - lots of ta's in that post) remind me of EFCO. LOL! That is who it reminded me of too.
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 1, 2011 15:06:57 GMT -5
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Post by jennml on Feb 1, 2011 15:18:49 GMT -5
Finally, the mystery is solved ::whew:: Please no more weird, geeky antics until next month.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Feb 1, 2011 15:21:58 GMT -5
LOL, Virgil!! And here I was thinking you had too much on your plate lately.
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Post by Befferz on Feb 1, 2011 15:34:30 GMT -5
This whole thing makes me wonder what Virgil's going to come up with for April Fool's Day.
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Post by jennml on Feb 1, 2011 15:40:38 GMT -5
This whole thing makes me wonder what Virgil's going to come up with for April Fool's Day. NOOOOOOO!!! Now you put the idea in his head and he has months to let it germinate ::gasp::
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 1, 2011 16:09:32 GMT -5
Oh, I've got April Fools day planned, all right.
M ha... Muha ha ha... Muh ha ha ha HA! A HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Feb 1, 2011 16:46:02 GMT -5
Fixed.
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Post by TD2K on Feb 1, 2011 17:11:59 GMT -5
Well, if something else like this happens and someone is looking to jump someone's bones, I propose Beff should have right of first refusal. I'm concerned what the lack of nookie may do to her.
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Post by Befferz on Feb 1, 2011 17:15:01 GMT -5
Well, if something else like this happens and someone is looking to jump someone's bones, I propose Beff should have right of first refusal. I'm concerned what the lack of nookie may do to her. Awwww, you do care about me!!!
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Post by TD2K on Feb 1, 2011 17:18:10 GMT -5
But of course.
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Post by TD2K on Feb 1, 2011 17:54:45 GMT -5
Damn penguins should be fed to the leopard seals.
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Feb 1, 2011 18:03:03 GMT -5
<<Damn penguins should be fed to the leopard seals.>>
They taste just like chicken.
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Post by TD2K on Feb 1, 2011 18:40:54 GMT -5
Field test!!!!!!!
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Post by Miss Tequila on Feb 1, 2011 18:42:51 GMT -5
Just out of curiosity, why is this prank ok but CL gets her ass chewed out for goofing around and posting a ton of Smurf threads???
For the record, I don't have a problem with either (admittedly, I think I'm not geeky enough to "get" Virgil's prank but I don't have a problem with it)...just wondering why one is ok and the other deserves an ass-chewing.
ETA: I didn't actually read all of the pages so if this was already asked and answered...just ignore me
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