The J
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Post by The J on Jan 27, 2011 15:18:13 GMT -5
I'll bet this must be a tough job; the bull semen collector. My ex's brother had a ranch that did this in central america. It was pretty simple -- the bulls were brought next to a cow in heat and then had their junk put into leather sleeves with a collection pouch on the end which they humped.
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Post by Befferz on Jan 27, 2011 15:18:22 GMT -5
I'll bet this must be a tough job; the bull semen collector. I bet Mike Rowe has done it!
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 27, 2011 15:22:28 GMT -5
The Jackass guys did it too. Well, they did the collection part.
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jan 27, 2011 16:33:13 GMT -5
"it's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. that's why i manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."
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Post by MB-NY on Jan 27, 2011 16:35:41 GMT -5
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Post by The J on Jan 27, 2011 16:37:38 GMT -5
"it's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. that's why i manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." Clerks = Awesome J meghan
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 27, 2011 16:42:11 GMT -5
"it's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. that's why i manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." I'm surprised there was not a machine for this.
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Post by gambler on Jan 27, 2011 16:50:08 GMT -5
I once worked as a bouncer in a total nude club in NYC, watching some of the customers especially as they got drunk was quite interesting. I lived with one of the dancer she use to take in about 750-800 cash every week end and another 6 durring the week and I knew where she would be every nite
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Post by imawino on Jan 27, 2011 16:50:54 GMT -5
::Keep in mind that they don't let just anyone in the frozen bull sperm company. You have to have qualifications. ::
Swamp's resume detailed her extensive experience with sperm.
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 27, 2011 16:51:29 GMT -5
Man, compared to some of you, my jobs have all been boring:
(in chronological order)
-Corporate Slave Level I -Corporate Slave Level II -Corporate Slave Level IIa -Corporate Slave Level I (shouldn't have pushed the red button. Oopsy) -Whereabouts Unknown -Prison -Corporate Slave Level I -Corporate Slave Level II
and so on.
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 27, 2011 16:54:30 GMT -5
~1000$$ per week is not bad money for exotic dancing. Short lived career without student loan debt
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 27, 2011 16:56:52 GMT -5
It's been a long day, and I am trying to imagine a name for this company; one that I can actually post without getting banned or getting the whole thread dumped on AC.
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 27, 2011 16:57:32 GMT -5
Your bit in prison. How much time?? For what?? You're posting here so it's probably a prison technicality
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 27, 2011 16:58:29 GMT -5
Man, compared to some of you, my jobs have all been boring: (in chronological order) -Corporate Slave Level I -Corporate Slave Level II -Corporate Slave Level IIa -Corporate Slave Level I (shouldn't have pushed the red button. Oopsy) -Whereabouts Unknown -Prison -Corporate Slave Level I -Corporate Slave Level II and so on.
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 27, 2011 17:02:58 GMT -5
Your bit in prison. How much time?? For what?? You're posting here so it's probably a prison technicality You know that disclaimer about not cutting the tags off a new mattress? Well, they mean business.
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Post by imawino on Jan 27, 2011 17:12:32 GMT -5
Bob, it may have been more about the going to people's houses and cutting them. Just a thought! Don't get mad or anything.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 27, 2011 17:14:25 GMT -5
CALVES 'R US "Cow Conception Services - No Bull !!"
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jan 27, 2011 17:14:30 GMT -5
"it's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. that's why i manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." I'm surprised there was not a machine for this.
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 27, 2011 17:15:45 GMT -5
Ohhh Cutting tags....I'm in big trouble with the tag police!!!
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 27, 2011 17:16:40 GMT -5
Bob, it may have been more about the going to people's houses and cutting them. It was. I am the first to admit that I had a problem. But the doctor says I'm all better now! ;D << blends up mountain of pills into smoothie >>
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 27, 2011 17:18:28 GMT -5
I'm surprised there was not a machine for this. HeY there should be machines for this as for everything else!!!!
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 27, 2011 17:19:38 GMT -5
Meg, it'll be ok, really. Maybe Bob will share his smoothie with you.
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 27, 2011 17:19:54 GMT -5
I use a Magic Bullet.
Oh you meant the bull sperm thingy.
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Post by Regie on Jan 27, 2011 17:21:43 GMT -5
Ok read 54 and 55 in rapid succession and Eeeeeeewwwwww
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 27, 2011 17:22:14 GMT -5
No, I meant the mountain of pills smoothie.
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 27, 2011 17:24:28 GMT -5
Meg, it'll be ok, really. Maybe Bob will share his smoothie with you. I dunno. I can't even pronounce half of what goes into it. << reads bottle >> Anyone know what Acepromazine is? << shrugs >>
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jan 27, 2011 17:28:17 GMT -5
Don't you feed anyone antipsychotics, Bob!
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Post by The J on Jan 27, 2011 17:31:11 GMT -5
I'm surprised there was not a machine for this. Meghan, come here So we can bang our heads together
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 27, 2011 17:32:28 GMT -5
Don't you feed anyone antipsychotics, Bob! I would never! But...the doc says it calms me down for those long car trips.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 27, 2011 17:33:46 GMT -5
Head bangers....just don't get a brain bleeeed!!!!
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