tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 26, 2011 12:16:50 GMT -5
Dear Future hubby, How about Philly so I can taste scrapple. You know I've never had it before. I haven't taste it myself. Is it Philly thang? Well...come over Deb and I will take you to a place that makes scrapple. And I will watch you taste it. I am sure I will have fun. Not sure about you Deb. remember - You asked for it.
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 26, 2011 12:21:25 GMT -5
Dear Bob Do want a husband that eats cake??? What about Dear future wifey? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 26, 2011 12:22:54 GMT -5
Dear future husband, I want to have my cake and eat it too. .
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 26, 2011 12:23:36 GMT -5
Deb! Have you got a proposal or you just entertaining an idea of having a boyfriend?
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 26, 2011 12:26:46 GMT -5
Dear Tloony's husband, Tloony likes the way you try help her out.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 26, 2011 12:30:03 GMT -5
We were there last October, but only for a few hours. Loved it and plan to go back for at least a weekend. Had a great time. Did not get to see most of what we planned, but saw a bit of the downtown. I promise to get to your place next time.
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 26, 2011 12:30:21 GMT -5
Dear future husband, I want to have my cake and eat it too. . Dear Bob's future husband, Please ignore Bob's request to have his cake and eat eat too. MM says Bob doesn't want you. Peroid. So sorry.
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Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 26, 2011 13:11:52 GMT -5
I'm just in it for the insurance.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2011 13:14:09 GMT -5
Dear Bob's future husband, Please ignore Bob's request to have his cake and eat eat too. MM says Bob doesn't want you. Peroid. So sorry. LOL Okay, that was funny!
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swamp
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Don't be a fool. Call me!
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Post by swamp on Jan 26, 2011 13:25:41 GMT -5
Dear Current Husband.
Here's the freakin' stove. Learn how to use it.
Love,
Swamp.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jan 26, 2011 13:31:59 GMT -5
Dear Future Wife, You're number two. That should tell you right off the bat that when I say, "Seriously woman, keep pushing me, see what happens," that I'm not screwing around. Dark
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jan 26, 2011 13:37:35 GMT -5
:::Dear future husband, :::I don't cook. So if when you come home from expecting a large warm meal it won't be there.:::
The giant steaming helping of crazy he comes home to should be just filling enough.
Dude's gonna want to stay light on his feet...in case he needs to run.
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Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Jan 26, 2011 13:39:11 GMT -5
Dear Future Wife:
I like to eat out every night. And no, I'm not talking about food.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2011 13:39:26 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Bloomer Number 8,
Let's not go there.
Later
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jan 26, 2011 13:40:04 GMT -5
Dear Future Wife: I like to eat out every night. And no, I'm not talking about food. WHEW!
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jan 26, 2011 13:44:46 GMT -5
Dear Future Wife: I like to eat out every night. And no, I'm not talking about food. Will you marry me? I'll cook dinner every night.
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 26, 2011 13:51:36 GMT -5
Dear Dark's Future Wife, Hire a cadaver dog to search the property - specifically the garage - before saying "I Do" Sincerely, Dolly the Dress Form You forgot to tell her to make sure to lock up the lingerie and never set down her drink.
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Mad Dawg Wiccan
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Jan 26, 2011 13:53:20 GMT -5
Will you marry me? I'll cook dinner every night.
Will you move to where I am? I can't relocate my business. Also, I might add I'm an excellent cook. And yes, I do mean food this time.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jan 26, 2011 13:54:19 GMT -5
Will you marry me? I'll cook dinner every night. Will you move to where I am? I can't relocate my business. Also, I might add I'm an excellent cook. And yes, I do mean food this time. Crap, I can't move my business either.
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 26, 2011 13:56:01 GMT -5
I left out the WHY not to set down the drink. And a few other disturbing things I've learned.....
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Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on Jan 26, 2011 13:56:46 GMT -5
Crap, I can't move my business either. Some Ex-lax might help.
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 26, 2011 14:05:14 GMT -5
Dear future husband, Just asking honey..How much ex lax do you take in a day?
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The J
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Post by The J on Jan 26, 2011 14:10:27 GMT -5
Dear future husband, Just asking honey..How much ex lax do you take in a day? I don't think you have to worry about that. After a day or two, he'll be scared shitless!!
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 26, 2011 14:15:01 GMT -5
;D
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jan 26, 2011 14:30:42 GMT -5
Just asking honey..How much ex lax do you take in a day? Before or after you start feeding him three pounds of meat a day?
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TD2K
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Post by TD2K on Jan 26, 2011 14:56:35 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Bloomer Number 8,
LOL Later. Come on, don't give up on marriage while you are still in the single digits.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 26, 2011 15:10:24 GMT -5
Are we talking age, IQ or number of hubsters?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2011 15:13:07 GMT -5
Are we talking age, IQ or number of hubsters? I'd like to argue the IQ remark but the number of hubbies makes it difficult.
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 26, 2011 15:47:59 GMT -5
I do believe Dark just called Future Wife a piece of shit.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2011 18:53:35 GMT -5
Awww....Loony and Deb together again. Nothing like a reunion between 2 bat shit crazy chics to make me feel all.......normal
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