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Post by swamp on May 31, 2012 7:40:45 GMT -5
Awww, chiver, its ok. FWIW, I would totally pick you over Taxman Ditto. No offense to Taxman. It's OK, you can offend him, he gets off on it.
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Post by aliciar6 on May 31, 2012 7:42:49 GMT -5
What the firk are those pregnancy hormones doing to you, woman?!?!!? Please...you will be knocked up within a year....alicia caved and you will too lol, and after all that talk of "Never", darn FI..... at least you guys didn't pair me up with virgil.
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Post by wvugurl26 on May 31, 2012 7:53:32 GMT -5
Please...you will be knocked up within a year....alicia caved and you will too lol, and after all that talk of "Never", darn FI..... at least you guys didn't pair me up with virgil. Virgil's afraid of you
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Post by aliciar6 on May 31, 2012 7:56:33 GMT -5
you just made me laugh hysterically....coffee almost came out my nose
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2012 7:56:42 GMT -5
Ditto. No offense to Taxman. It's OK, you can offend him, he gets off on it. there's not much he doesn't get off on...
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Post by wvugurl26 on May 31, 2012 7:59:22 GMT -5
you just made me laugh hysterically....coffee almost came out my nose That would hurt!
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Post by aliciar6 on May 31, 2012 8:04:13 GMT -5
water is bad enough, but vodka tonic...that was the worst, I about killed FI for doing that right as i was trying to swallow a drink.....
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Post by wvugurl26 on May 31, 2012 8:05:50 GMT -5
Ouch alcohol would burn I'd think. Good thing he's cute to make up for all this!
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on May 31, 2012 8:14:59 GMT -5
You left out the speaking Klingon fluently... probably Elvish too. Fluent in Klingon is a deal breaker. Sorry WWBG, even I hvae my standards. I will however demand that she know that Greedo shot first.
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Post by chiver78 on May 31, 2012 8:18:08 GMT -5
you just made me laugh hysterically....coffee almost came out my nose That would hurt! not as much as salad dressing did. not this morning, but I do know this from personal experience.
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on May 31, 2012 8:33:48 GMT -5
I came in to check on my hypothetical fictional kid only to find that there was a hypothetical abortion and everyone is having too much fun with slash. With my luck, my kid would end up being some jock lacrosse player who can't keep a D average ETA: apparently I'm free now though... *looks over at WVUgurl26* Our spawn would at least be stylish! Does VS have a "toddler" section?
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on May 31, 2012 8:35:51 GMT -5
With my luck, my kid would end up being some jock lacrosse player who can't keep a D average I keep thinking Gwen is going to end up a cheerleader because that's the polar opposite of what I was.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2012 8:37:22 GMT -5
*looks over at WVUgurl26* Our spawn would at least be stylish! Does VS have a "toddler" section?BOOO!!! No spawn for YOU! Mmmmmm, lacrosse players....
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on May 31, 2012 8:38:25 GMT -5
I didn't abort, I said the kid can't be fluent in Klingon. You know it's one of those things that parents disagree on when it comes to raising their child.
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Post by wvugurl26 on May 31, 2012 8:45:41 GMT -5
I came in to check on my hypothetical fictional kid only to find that there was a hypothetical abortion and everyone is having too much fun with slash. With my luck, my kid would end up being some jock lacrosse player who can't keep a D average ETA: apparently I'm free now though... *looks over at WVUgurl26* Our spawn would at least be stylish! Does VS have a "toddler" section? They can be stylish but it won't be VS! Thats for mommy Besides that kind of stuff brings around boys unsuitable for our daughter
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Post by swamp on May 31, 2012 8:51:01 GMT -5
Breed with me and I will give you jocks who make the honor roll. They will also be fluent in sarcasm and condescension
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2012 8:52:19 GMT -5
I will give you jocks that could make the honor roll if they applied themselves!
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on May 31, 2012 8:52:24 GMT -5
...:::"They can be stylish but it won't be VS! Thats for mommy Besides that kind of stuff brings around boys unsuitable for our daughter ":::... Sweet! I have another kid, I'm building an army! Of course since this is all hypothetical fictional, there can be two of me, so each of my wonderful hypothetical fictional spouses gets my full attention and support. I'll trade Klingon for French. I think French lessons at an early age are intellectually stimulating.
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Post by swamp on May 31, 2012 8:53:09 GMT -5
I didn't abort, I said the kid can't be fluent in Klingon. You know it's one of those things that parents disagree on when it comes to raising their child. Klingon is solely a home school subject. Send the kid to public school, s/he'll be fine.
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Post by swamp on May 31, 2012 8:53:48 GMT -5
Pfft. I just want sex. Then go away when you're done.
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Post by swamp on May 31, 2012 8:54:09 GMT -5
I will give you jocks that could make the honor roll if they applied themselves!
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on May 31, 2012 8:54:25 GMT -5
...:::"Breed with me and I will give you jocks who make the honor roll. They will also be fluent in sarcasm and condescension":::...
Done! I've cloned again. One more, and the fifth one is free. Anyone else want some kids with me? I cook!
I'll make all the baby food myself, from pure organic vegetables, using my vita-mix.
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Post by wvugurl26 on May 31, 2012 8:56:03 GMT -5
...:::"Breed with me and I will give you jocks who make the honor roll. They will also be fluent in sarcasm and condescension":::... Done! I've cloned again. One more, and the fifth one is free. Anyone else want some kids with me? I cook! I'll make all the baby food myself, from pure organic vegetables, using my vita-mix. You don't even need cloned to breed with swamp. She'll summon you and dismiss you when she's done! Bwahaha I like it.
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on May 31, 2012 8:57:07 GMT -5
...:::"You don't even need cloned to breed with swamp. She'll summon you and dismiss you when she's done! Bwahaha I like it.":::...
You could join us? How about I take you both to the VS semi-annual sale and we go shoppin'
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Post by wvugurl26 on May 31, 2012 9:01:29 GMT -5
I don't think swamp likes to share. We can go shopping though.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2012 9:01:31 GMT -5
Pfft. I just want sex. Then go away when you're done. change that to "good sex" and ditto.
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on May 31, 2012 9:04:13 GMT -5
...:::"I don't think swamp likes to share. We can go shopping though.":::...
We could get separate hotel rooms and I could bounce back and forth? Get a suite, and MJ could join us too.
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Post by wvugurl26 on May 31, 2012 9:07:05 GMT -5
...:::"I don't think swamp likes to share. We can go shopping though.":::... We could get separate hotel rooms and I could bounce back and forth? Get a suite, and MJ could join us too. You might need some conditioning to be able to handle all of us
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Post by Taxman10 on May 31, 2012 9:09:50 GMT -5
Awww, chiver, its ok. FWIW, I would totally pick you over Taxman aw!! I do you both...at the same time! I always knew you wanted me Chiver!!
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Post by Taxman10 on May 31, 2012 9:11:01 GMT -5
Ditto. No offense to Taxman. It's OK, you can offend him, he gets off on it. I get off on you :-)
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