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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 30, 2012 16:10:05 GMT -5
That's what you think... I've been shooting blanks for a decade, so unless you cloned the kid from a blood sample or something... |
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 16:10:25 GMT -5
No one's suggested a pairing for me yet. Is it because you can't think of anyone worthy of me? uh huh. ;D I'M AT 10,000 POSTS - WOOOOOOP!  |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 30, 2012 16:18:45 GMT -5
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:20:03 GMT -5
::The kid is already making me want to drink, and it doesn't even exist. :: That's what you think...   I like this kid best of all. Little Sperm Conspiracy Trailer Park, we could name it. |
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:26:21 GMT -5
Conspiracy sounds like a good name for a teenage-mom baby, doesn't it?!
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 30, 2012 16:28:33 GMT -5
Conspiracy sounds like a good name for a teenage-mom baby, doesn't it?! Kind of, you'd have to give it a unique spelling though. Conspearacy maybe. |
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:29:50 GMT -5
Kanspeerascy Tequila-Honor. Got a nice ring to it!
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 30, 2012 16:32:20 GMT -5
Whoa there. I don't do the hyphenated name thing. She can keep her name if she wants, or hyphenate, or change it to Optimus Prime for all I care, but the kids get my name and my name only. Kanspeerascy Honor, thank you very much.
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on May 30, 2012 16:33:41 GMT -5
A spawn of DramaQ and I... that child would grow up in a very organized household... It would eat extremely well. It would be very analytical... sounds fun!
I'm flattered.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 30, 2012 16:37:05 GMT -5
A spawn of DramaQ and I... that child would grow up in a very organized household... It would eat extremely well. It would be very analytical... sounds fun! You left out the speaking Klingon fluently... probably Elvish too. Mine and Tina's kid would beat your kid up in school. |
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on May 30, 2012 16:39:25 GMT -5
...:::"Mine and Tina's kid would beat your kid up in school.":::...
I'm not sure what our reaction would be. Since we don't want to be helicopter parents, we'd probably encourage our kid to fight back on his/her own. Or, we'd have the resources to sue you into the stone age, then your kid would be our kids butler.
I'm not sure I'm ready for the stress of having a hypothetical virtual child. How about some support from my hypothetical virtual spouse?
Or... would we not be married, we'd just happen to have a kid?
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 30, 2012 16:39:35 GMT -5
Tequila can be her middle name... awwww.. Kanspeerascy Tequila Honor. It does have a certain flow. |
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Post by shanendoah on May 30, 2012 16:44:04 GMT -5
It's nice to know that I'm not allowed to spawn. That way I don't have to think about who you'd pair me with.
If we're going with biologic impossibilities-
WWBG/Carl spawn - if it were a daughter
Dark- your's and Tina's daughter would not beat up the WWBG/DramaQ kid, they'd be in the same D&D group.
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:49:19 GMT -5
I'm not sure what our reaction would be. Since we don't want to be helicopter parents, we'd probably encourage our kid to fight back on his/her own. Or, we'd have the resources to sue you into the stone age, then your kid would be our kids butler. Your baby could just pay to have someone beat up Qanspeerascy. It's going to have a trust fund, right? You guys have millions and millions of dollars saved up before spawning, I trust?
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:49:59 GMT -5
Kanspeerascy Tequila Honor. It does have a certain flow. Yeeeeeeeeeeeah... that's kinda EXACTLY WHAT I SAID 
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:50:55 GMT -5
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:51:45 GMT -5
It's nice to know that I'm not allowed to spawn. That way I don't have to think about who you'd pair me with.Ideal partners is a WHOLE different discussion
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 16:51:55 GMT -5
Tequila can be her middle name... awwww.. Kanspeerascy Tequila Honor. It does have a certain flow. I think you should spell the first name with a "Qu".. waaaaay cooler!!! something like: Quanspearacy no - K'ansperaceen Tequila (although I like Tanquaray) Honor. |
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Post by Sam_2.0 on May 30, 2012 16:53:09 GMT -5
*sigh* I want to have a baby with the cool kids too!!  |
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 30, 2012 16:54:15 GMT -5
Yeeeeeeeeeeeah... that's kinda EXACTLY WHAT I SAID Nuh uh, you hyphenated. That's different. Only pretentious Richy Rich types hyphenate. Us poor kids take the last name of whatever drunken loser sired us, like god intended. |
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 16:54:44 GMT -5
A spawn of DramaQ and I... that child would grow up in a very organized household... It would eat extremely well. It would be very analytical... sounds fun! Mine and Tina's kid would beat your kid up in school. and HOW! |
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:55:49 GMT -5
no - K'ansperaceen Tequila (although I like Tanquaray) Honor.
Boy, somebody sure put something in THAT drink.
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:56:35 GMT -5
Nuh uh, you hyphenated. That's different. Only pretentious Richy Rich types hyphenate. Us poor kids take the last name of whatever drunken loser sired us, like god intended. It wasn't a hyphenated last name  You're so ignorant. That was her middle name, and it happened to have a hyphen in it.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 30, 2012 16:56:38 GMT -5
*sigh* I want to have a baby with the cool kids too!! I think all the cool kids are taken... you get to pick one of the mods... *shudder* |
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:57:22 GMT -5
*sigh* I want to have a baby with the cool kids too!!
Me too. Take heart, we're both good enough to have a baby with Taxman.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 30, 2012 16:59:21 GMT -5
Dark- your's and Tina's daughter would not beat up the WWBG/DramaQ kid, they'd be in the same D&D group. Yeah, it could go that way too. The geek is strong in me, but I don't think Tina would be contributing any nerd genes. Is dork a dominant or recessive trait do you suppose? |
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 16:59:56 GMT -5
Is dork a dominant or recessive trait do you suppose?
Recessive - it gets beat up by the dominant traits.
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Post by thyme4change on May 30, 2012 17:00:54 GMT -5
Firebird - I've given this a lot of thought, and you can have my baby. I think children should be given at least a 50/50 shot at being a decent person.
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Post by Firebird on May 30, 2012 17:01:13 GMT -5
Discussion question: What do we name the spawn of Loop and Doxie?
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on May 30, 2012 17:01:15 GMT -5
Recessive - it gets beat up by the dominant traits. LOL! See, our kid won't be a geek. She'll be a white trash mean girl that moons nerds. Way to set a good example mom! |
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