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Post by swamp on May 2, 2012 9:11:08 GMT -5
And I was carrying a Coach purse. But I'm not on welfare, nor do I have a acrylic nails.
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Post by midjd on May 2, 2012 9:11:56 GMT -5
Wait a minute.
You bought crab legs.
You were carrying a Coach purse.
But you say you're not on welfare?
Does. not. compute.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:12:15 GMT -5
you quit your job, make an appointment at the nail salon, and head to the welfare office THIS INSTANT, MISSY!!!  |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on May 2, 2012 9:13:24 GMT -5
You better have been driving a brand new BWM.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:14:14 GMT -5
You better have been driving a brand new BWM. no no no.... she needs an ESCALADE! Preferably lifted.  |
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on May 2, 2012 9:14:51 GMT -5
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Post by milee on May 2, 2012 9:14:55 GMT -5
I did, too. The worst part was that I bought them on the way home from working out, so I probably looked homeless. Then I carried my crab legs out and put them in the back of my luxury SUV.  No coach purse or manicure, though, so maybe that makes it OK? |
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Post by milee on May 2, 2012 9:15:51 GMT -5
How do you cook crab legs? Depends on what kind they are. The snow or King crab legs are already pre-cooked so you just steam them for a minute or two to heat them. Stone crab are also usually cooked, but they can be eaten cold or re-heated. |
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Post by swamp on May 2, 2012 9:17:36 GMT -5
How do you cook crab legs? They're king crab legs, already cooked and frozen. I throw them on the grill for about 5 minutes when they're still frozen. That way my house doesn't stink. |
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Post by midjd on May 2, 2012 9:18:05 GMT -5
Sea insects  |
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Post by swamp on May 2, 2012 9:18:13 GMT -5
You better have been driving a brand new BWM. I'll let my husband know I need a new car. |
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Post by findingdeadbeats on May 2, 2012 9:18:44 GMT -5
I am on welfare and I buy the generic "fake" crab and make it into a salad.  |
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Post by swamp on May 2, 2012 9:19:07 GMT -5
I did, too. The worst part was that I bought them on the way home from working out, so I probably looked homeless. Then I carried my crab legs out and put them in the back of my luxury SUV. No coach purse or manicure, though, so maybe that makes it OK? No, of course not. You need to quit your job, get a manicure, and come to the welfare office with me. BUt we need take your car since I dont have an SUV, I have a mommy van. |
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Post by swamp on May 2, 2012 9:20:00 GMT -5
Sea insects Absolutely. And they are delicious dipped in butter. |
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Post by milee on May 2, 2012 9:22:00 GMT -5
Uh, in truth, mine is a mommy van disguised with some bling. Still same function.
We can ride together, just don't eat any Cheerios you find, OK?
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:22:52 GMT -5
A shoe is delicious dipped in butter.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:24:40 GMT -5
a couple of weeks ago my Coach bag and I went to the store to buy crab... but it was lump crab in a can. And the Coach bag was a birthday gift. And I drive a 2009 Toyota Yaris. I'm an epic fail.  |
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Post by deantrip on May 2, 2012 9:26:54 GMT -5
A shoe is delicious dipped in butter. Just about anything is delicious dipped in butter! |
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on May 2, 2012 9:27:37 GMT -5
I admit, I'm not all that fond of crab legs (or lobster) unless someone else is cooking and cracking them open. Shrimp I'll do at home. And I eat other seafood, I just don't know how to cook it and am kinda scared to try!
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:28:27 GMT -5
you may not be on welfare, but I heard you were on food stamps so I think the OP is still OK?  |
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Post by swamp on May 2, 2012 9:29:32 GMT -5
Uh, in truth, mine is a mommy van disguised with some bling. Still same function. We can ride together, just don't eat any Cheerios you find, OK?  |
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:29:40 GMT -5
A shoe is delicious dipped in butter. Just about anything is delicious dipped in butter! adding salt, butter and/ or bacon can make anything taste good  |
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Post by swamp on May 2, 2012 9:30:00 GMT -5
I admit, I'm not all that fond of crab legs (or lobster) unless someone else is cooking and cracking them open. Shrimp I'll do at home. And I eat other seafood, I just don't know how to cook it and am kinda scared to try! Just throw it on the grill. |
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:33:51 GMT -5
Just about anything is delicious dipped in butter! adding salt, butter and/ or bacon can make anything taste good mmmmmm.... bacon....  |
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Post by doxieluvr on May 2, 2012 9:35:39 GMT -5
You better have been driving a brand new BWM. What is a BWM? Is that the knock off to a BMW? |
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:42:43 GMT -5
adding salt, butter and/ or bacon can make anything taste good mmmmmm.... bacon.... <Rob quickly rubs and covers himself with bacon> <then Rob remembers this is NOT an EE thread> |
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Post by swamp on May 2, 2012 9:43:58 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:44:27 GMT -5
You better have been driving a brand new BWM. What is a BWM? Is that the knock off to a BMW? it's the Bowel Movement Wagon. |
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 9:50:35 GMT -5
Rob? mine is a business suit version |
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Post by kgb18 on May 2, 2012 10:10:44 GMT -5
As long as you're not carrying a real Coach purse, texting on an iPhone with perfectly manicured fingers and getting into an Escalade, I think you're ok by YM standards. |
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