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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 12:38:27 GMT -5
This is an odd joke folks.
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Post by imawino on Jan 28, 2011 12:38:48 GMT -5
::I just want you to know that I hate all of you right now! ::
Hey, it was angry sex that got you into this mess, anger won't help you now!
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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 12:39:52 GMT -5
::I just want you to know that I hate all of you right now! :: Hey, it was angry sex that got you into this mess, anger won't help you now! So IHOP is the father!!! Congrats IHOP!! |
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Post by Miss Tequila on Jan 28, 2011 12:40:11 GMT -5
This is an odd joke folks. I know, even pregnancy won't stop MM from drinking...sigh |
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Post by Miss Tequila on Jan 28, 2011 12:40:36 GMT -5
::I just want you to know that I hate all of you right now! :: Hey, it was angry sex that got you into this mess, anger won't help you now! So IHOP is the father!!! Congrats IHOP!! <J types, breathing a sigh of relief> |
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Post by imawino on Jan 28, 2011 12:43:29 GMT -5
::I'm gonna have to see the last 3 years' tax returns from all the guys before I figure out who the daddy is. ::
Proof positive that wine does not kill brain cells!!!
FYI - it also doesn't kill sperm. Which I think was the fatal flaw in MM's plan.
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The J
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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 12:45:45 GMT -5
<<is even happier he doesn't file his taxes>>
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Post by ihearyou2 on Jan 28, 2011 12:46:10 GMT -5
I confess I slept with many people the last time I was in Palm Springs and had unprotected sex. I met most of them at dive bars so the chances that out of the 100 I was with, MM was #72 are excellent. I can't wait for the family portrait.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 12:46:45 GMT -5
Hmmm......8 other people seem to "get" it. And, as always, if you don't like the direction a thread takes then you are free to stop reading it at any time.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 12:48:48 GMT -5
fixed! ;D
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Post by imawino on Jan 28, 2011 12:49:36 GMT -5
LMAO Beer!!!
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Post by Colleenz on Jan 28, 2011 13:17:13 GMT -5
Later 0 it's no joke. She really IS pregnant. DebMD is going to deliver the bundle of joy!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 13:18:25 GMT -5
<<< water all over the monitor >>>
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Post by Befferz on Jan 28, 2011 13:23:09 GMT -5
Later 0 it's no joke. She really IS pregnant. DebMD is going to deliver the bundle of joy! My coworkers already think I'm nuts. Seeing me burst out laughing for no apparent reason isn't helping things any.  |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 28, 2011 13:32:27 GMT -5
<-------------choking on her lunch because of all of you
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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 13:35:15 GMT -5
<-------------choking on her lunch because of all of you Do you need someone to perform the hinney lick manuever? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 13:37:14 GMT -5
How is that going to prevent choking?
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 28, 2011 13:37:56 GMT -5
I'm fine now J, thanks anyway. I think.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 28, 2011 13:38:32 GMT -5
How is that going to prevent choking? It may prevent his chicken from choking |
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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 13:38:37 GMT -5
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Post by swamp on Jan 28, 2011 13:39:49 GMT -5
Later 0 it's no joke. She really IS pregnant. DebMD is going to deliver the bundle of joy! I cant wait to see what she recommends you feed the baby.......... |
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Post by The J on Jan 28, 2011 13:40:32 GMT -5
We know MM's going to use formula, so she can start drinking again sooner....
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Post by swamp on Jan 28, 2011 13:41:51 GMT -5
We know MM's going to use formula, so she can start drinking again sooner.... Or she can pump and , and , and , and keep dumping. Here, have some Enfamil coupons......... |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 28, 2011 13:42:17 GMT -5
Roadkill puree, and in the bottle? I recommend a nice sweet tea to start and gradually add whiskey as the kid grows.  |
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Post by swamp on Jan 28, 2011 13:42:20 GMT -5
We know MM's going to use formula, so she can start drinking again sooner.... Exactly... "pump and " seems like too much work... Believe me, it is. And it's really hard to hook up a breast pump when you're drunk....... |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 28, 2011 13:48:19 GMT -5
Roadkill puree, and in the bottle? I recommend a nice sweet tea to start and gradually add whiskey as the kid grows. Excellent idea! #thumbsup# Thanks! I think I'll write a book. ;D |
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Post by Jake 48 on Jan 28, 2011 13:48:38 GMT -5
congratulations
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 13:53:38 GMT -5
Congrats MM & IHOP! It's about time! I expected this news over three years ago.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 13:53:44 GMT -5
LOL MM!  |
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Post by swamp on Jan 28, 2011 13:55:45 GMT -5
Thanks Jake.. I'll need to see your tax returns for the last 3 years. ;D <<water on the monitor>> |
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