How long can you keep a secret?

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Nov 14, 2011 12:28:18 GMT -5 Apple said:

My head is so full of secrets I sometimes wish I wasn't so easy to talk to. I don't talk much, but apparently people think I'm a good listener and they know things stop with me, so... Anyway, some things I've known for over 20 years and they haven't gone past me.

I'm the same way, I guess because I don't talk a lot people think I want to listen. I've found that people just tend to ramble on uninterupted and confess things that I really don't want to know.

[KindeBabe's Kupid Kiss]

Nov 14, 2011 12:13:44 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

'How Long can you keep a secret?'
On Hoda and Kathy Lee show, they said a woman can keep a secret for 32 minutes.

Your thoughts?

'Til I die

[femmefatale]

If I am asked not to say anything, I don't.

[kgb18]

I'm good at keeping secrets. I once guessed that a co-worker was pregnant, and she wasn't ready to tell anyone yet. I never said a word about knowing until she told everyone herself, which was about 2 months. I've kept secrets for years ... So long as they're not secrets that would harm someone by keeping them.

[Befferz]

Nov 14, 2011 15:03:28 GMT -5 The Home 6 said:

It's a good thing my mind's like a vault.

My mind's like a steel trap.




























































Rusty and full of mice. :-P

[lurkyberk]

Anyone that knows me, knows I'm like a vault. If they say "don't say anything to anyone"
then thats the way it stays. Forever. And yeah, I've got secrets that I'm taking to the
grave with me.

Oh, I can't stand Kathy Lee and Hoda.

[bring in the new year]

Nov 14, 2011 15:00:22 GMT -5 cme1201 said:

Nov 14, 2011 12:13:44 GMT -5 Artemis Windsong said:

On Hoda and Kathy Lee show, they said a woman can keep a secret for 32 minutes.

Your thoughts?

I've never know a woman to keep her trap shut that long!

;D

I KEED

Oh cme, it's so cute when you pretend women talk to you.

[cme1201]

Nov 14, 2011 21:06:44 GMT -5 bring in the new year said:

Nov 14, 2011 15:00:22 GMT -5 cme1201 said:

I've never know a woman to keep her trap shut that long!

;D

I KEED

Oh cme, it's so cute when you pretend women talk to you.

You got me, 14 years of marriage we don't use words any more!

[NancysSummerSip]

You got me, 14 years of marriage we don't use words any more!

Fourteen years? Someone has put up with you that long?


I keed, too. ;D

[cme1201]

Nov 15, 2011 9:50:57 GMT -5 NancysSummerSip said:

You got me, 14 years of marriage we don't use words any more!

Fourteen years? Someone has put up with you that long?


I keed, too. ;D

[Deleted]

Fourteen years? Someone has put up with you that long?

I think the fact that he's not allowed to talk helped with that.

[Wizard of Id]

Nov 14, 2011 16:27:18 GMT -5 Cheesy FL-Vol said:

If someone asks me to keep something I was told confident, that is exactly what I do. I respect people who request that too much, not to mention that I value trustworthiness so it is a value I am going to uphold for myself.

Same here, anything told to me is between us. I don't even have to be asked, it's understood.

[cme1201]

Nov 15, 2011 11:07:42 GMT -5 @justaposter said:

Fourteen years? Someone has put up with you that long?

I think the fact that he's not allowed to talk helped with that.

I never said I wasn't allowed to talk. We talk just like we have hallway sex.

[Deleted]

I guess it depends on how much I like you. I'll take BFF's secrets to the grave but that jackhole in accounting better not tell me anything juicy!

[strider]

About how narrow it is?

[Deleted]

You've never hear that joke, strider? Let me see if I can find it out on the web.....

[Deleted]

Here it is:

Just before his son's wedding, a father is giving last-minute advice about married life to his son.
"You all set with sex, son?"
"Yeah, Pop, I got that covered" the son says with a smile.
"Okay, smart guy" the father says, "what are the three stages of sex in marriage?"
"You got me" says the son
The father says "You have honeymoon sex, holiday sex and hallway sex. Honeymoon sex is what you have for the first few years; you can't wait to have sex with each other and you do it at every available opportunity. In a few years, you start to have holiday sex".
"What's that?" asks the son.
"That's when you don't do it so often anymore -- you wait for special occasions like Birthdays or Anniversaries or Holidays to have sex. After 20 years or so, you start to have hallway sex".
"what's that?" asks the son.
"That's when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you'".

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

If someone tells me something in confidence it stays with me and goes no further. If I was asked first if I wanted to know a secret I'd probably say no, it wouldn't be a secret anymore if they told me - and I'd rather not hear it if it's just gossip or if it isn't in any way going to affect me or the ones I love. Some things are best left unsaid or told to others in the first place, because there's always going to be someone who'll spill the beans - whether by accident or intentionally. If it's about someone doing someting illegal, then maybe they should be telling someone else.

[theamazinggomez]

I usually forget anything someone tells me anyway.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Nov 15, 2011 12:22:29 GMT -5 @theamazinggomez said:

I usually forget anything someone tells me anyway.

I guess that explains why you can't remember where Tish is buried.

[theamazinggomez]

Oh, Tish isn't buried. I think I remember her falling into a hole somewhere. How dirt got on top of her is a mystery.

[Deleted]

It is landslide season, isn't it?

[theamazinggomez]

I need a tall Mocha Latte

[Deleted]

With or without waffle on it?

[theamazinggomez]

You aren't making any sense.

[Deleted]

I rarely do. ;D

[theamazinggomez]

Then, go develop

[Deleted]

I think I have a "healthy set" of humor already, thankyouverymuch!

[theamazinggomez]

You seem like an astute woman. I've been known to be wrong before.

[Deleted]

Awww......thanks for noticing! I've been doing lunges.