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Post by Tennesseer on Oct 19, 2023 22:42:00 GMT -5
Dad joke.
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Post by Opti on Oct 22, 2023 16:33:21 GMT -5
It's a funny joke but I don't want to like it. Glad I have not had critters that do that.
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Post by Tennesseer on Oct 22, 2023 17:03:09 GMT -5
It's a funny joke but I don't want to like it. Glad I have not had critters that do that. One gets used to it in a multiple pet home.
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Post by Opti on Oct 22, 2023 17:37:37 GMT -5
It's a funny joke but I don't want to like it. Glad I have not had critters that do that. One gets used to it in a multiple pet home. I suppose it is a downside of having cats or dogs.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 23, 2023 8:32:25 GMT -5
Think this has been posted before but it still brought a laugh this morning.
An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So, he starts speeding up, 140, then 150, then 180.
Suddenly he slows down and thinks: "I'm too old for this."
He pulls over and waits for the police to catch up.
The officer gets out of the car and as he's heading to the old man, he says:
"Sir, my shift is ending in 10 minutes.
Today's Friday and I'm leaving this weekend with my family. If you give me a very good reason, but seriously, something I never heard before, I'll let you go"
The old man looks at him, thinks very hard and says:
"Years ago, my wife ran away with a policeman and when I saw you chasing me I thought you're bringing her back"
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Post by Tennesseer on Oct 27, 2023 15:53:19 GMT -5
ken a.k.a OMK ; If I remember correctly, this was a problem for you, me, and others during the Covid outbreak. We couldn't wet our fingers to help open up the damn plastic bag.
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Post by toomuchreality on Oct 29, 2023 23:39:01 GMT -5
I expected to see giant cocktails in the center and the birds floating next to them. 🤣
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Post by tigerpause on Oct 31, 2023 0:35:38 GMT -5
Scaphism survivor?
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Post by Tennesseer on Oct 31, 2023 10:04:33 GMT -5
Scaphism survivor? No. Do you remember the song?
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 31, 2023 12:08:14 GMT -5
Scaphism survivor? No. Do you remember the song? I remember the song but after googling the word (yes I admit I did not know this word) I think it could be one or the other. Of course my first thought was the song. I think musically 90% of the time.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Oct 31, 2023 14:55:05 GMT -5
Meant to add in my post that I reached my learn something new every day by googling that word! Thanks.
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Post by tigerpause on Nov 3, 2023 5:52:31 GMT -5
In Canada we have a fall/winter online delivery service called SkiTheDishes ^^
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 3, 2023 22:27:58 GMT -5
I refill the filtered water in DD2s fridge all the time. But I do NOT drink it. Water is poison, I swear! If I die unexpectedly, or under suspicious circumstances, someone probably forced me to drink a glass of water! 🤢🤮
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Post by NoNamePerson on Nov 4, 2023 9:46:53 GMT -5
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."
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