Tennesseer
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NoNamePerson
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Is There Anybody OUT There?
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Post by NoNamePerson on Dec 16, 2019 20:21:02 GMT -5
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Dec 20, 2019 12:40:25 GMT -5
Gardeners will understand.
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 23, 2019 16:16:02 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Dec 26, 2019 20:26:19 GMT -5
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NoNamePerson
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Post by NoNamePerson on Dec 29, 2019 8:03:28 GMT -5
OK, monitors if you need to pull this one go for it but I couldn't resist!
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mroped
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Post by mroped on Jan 1, 2020 10:08:29 GMT -5
Daughter in her twenties to the mother: D:Mom, I think I’m in love with our neighbor! M: But he could be your father! D: Age is but a number! M: I don’t think you understood what I meant!
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 1, 2020 23:06:02 GMT -5
Bwahahaha 🤣
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Post by tigerpause on Jan 9, 2020 16:12:03 GMT -5
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Jan 9, 2020 20:44:52 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Jan 9, 2020 22:14:47 GMT -5
Lol Pictures say a thousand words.
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gambler
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Post by gambler on Jan 11, 2020 15:12:51 GMT -5
You are probably Canadian if....................
- You find -25F "a little chilly."
- You attend formal events in your best clothes, best jewelry, and Sorels.
- Your city buys a Zamboni before buying a bus.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
- At least twice a year, your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- You think the start of hunting season is a national holiday.
- The local newspaper covers local and national news on two pages and uses six pages for hockey coverage.
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Artemis Windsong
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Jan 12, 2020 17:11:06 GMT -5
Two robins were sitting in a tree. The field below them had just been plowed and earth worms were squirming. The robins said to each other, I am hunger. They flew down and overate their they. One said I'm so full I can't fly. The second one said the sun is nice and warm. Both went to sleep in the field. A tom cat came along and ate the two robins. The tom cat said, I sure like baskin robins!
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tigerpause
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Post by tigerpause on Jan 14, 2020 17:05:34 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Jan 15, 2020 16:13:32 GMT -5
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Post by tigerpause on Jan 15, 2020 18:24:25 GMT -5
Gotta love Alex's humor
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Post by Opti on Jan 15, 2020 19:48:01 GMT -5
(I work for a popular Canadian coffee chain.) Customer: “Do you take American? Hundreds?” Me: “Sorry, we don’t take AmEx or bills larger than 50s.” Customer: “What? You don’t take American money at all?” Me: “What? I… Oh, I’m sorry, usually American means American Express credit cards here. Yes, we take American money; we just don’t take any bills larger than 50.” Customer: “You don’t take American money?” *passes me a Canadian toonie* Me: “Yes, we do, we just don’t take—” Customer: “You should. You’d better. Best country in the world. Best money in the world.” *walks off calmly* Regular Customer: *in line behind him, doing a fake Trump voice* “Best money ever. The very best. There has never been any better money before our money.” notalwaysright.com/all/
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Jan 15, 2020 20:20:06 GMT -5
Gotta love Alex's humor Ken Jennings: "What's a hoe?"
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Tennesseer
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Post by Tennesseer on Jan 20, 2020 13:10:43 GMT -5
Another Colonel Sanders AND boo joke.
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 25, 2020 18:40:28 GMT -5
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tigerpause
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Post by tigerpause on Jan 27, 2020 0:02:57 GMT -5
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gambler
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Post by gambler on Jan 28, 2020 16:40:18 GMT -5
Poison
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife...spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied,
"Take the poison!"
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Post by toomuchreality on Jan 28, 2020 22:50:45 GMT -5
🤣🤣🤣
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Post by tigerpause on Feb 9, 2020 15:28:05 GMT -5
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